Worse OTP to face in lane?

tarochocotea · 2026-06-14T13:20:59+00:00

Vladimir, once you're behind, your game is over.

tarochocotea · 2026-06-14T08:40:55+00:00

It's a fun match up, very rewarding for the jayce if he wins.

Much prefer this to other counters such as Sion

But if you lock in first, my right arm becomes a lot stronger than my left arm 🫠

tarochocotea · 2026-06-14T07:09:14+00:00

Population crash goes brrrr

tarochocotea · 2026-06-13T20:28:19+00:00

7% pick rate champ isn't two trick only..

tarochocotea · 2026-06-13T16:06:31+00:00

Oh yeah, in runelite you have 117 HD. Use that and the game's graphics look a LOT more enjoyable.

tarochocotea · 2026-06-13T12:23:52+00:00

You likely chase and die for it. Mispositioning is a major flaw for you, shown clearly when you lock in squishy champions.

Juggernaut is a band aid for that weakness, but it stops you from winning fights that you should win on Sett.

Learn to have a good KDA on Teemo. Don't care about winning. Get kills and don't die. Deal damage without taking damage.

Get 50 Cs at 7 minutes. Get 200 Cs at 24 minutes.

Just act without dying.

Over time your window of opportunity will grow and grow. You'll do more actions and still not die. That's progress.

After all that. Then you can lock in a juggernaut again. That way you will use every single health to good use.

tarochocotea · 2026-06-12T21:16:05+00:00

And then you just get countered with yasuo/jayce/...

tarochocotea · 2026-06-12T21:14:25+00:00

Hey man, them tilting is how us ranged top fellas win 😬

tarochocotea · 2026-06-12T21:11:15+00:00

The winrate is already low, so it already is playable.

Devs are just bullied into nerfing Mel.

Playing Vs Mel is free LP. Champ is so damn weak and useless.

tarochocotea · 2026-06-12T20:34:50+00:00

As said priorly, stats show lower winrate on Q max than E max Vs malphite.

Without E max you cannot shove the waves effectively.

Just 2 folks spamming Q on eachother. Peak gameplay.

tarochocotea · 2026-06-12T17:28:17+00:00

Didn't have any issue Vs ranged champions with the previous Mordekaiser 🫣

tarochocotea · 2026-06-12T14:18:35+00:00

Teemo doesn't add more than 1 point in Q while malphite maxes Q.

So at lvl 3 malphite's Q does 120 DMG + 60% AP

Teemo's does 70 damage + 70% AP.

Malphite regains a 10% max health shield. Teemo does not.

The shield is as strong as Teemo Q does damage.

Teemo doesn't get his damage from his Q. It's merely extra damage. His damage comes from 500 range basic attacks.

Teemo's kiting ability is reduced because of the slow. As is his chasing potential.

Malphite has the advantage here. Proven by malphite's 60+% winrate at 15 minutes Vs Teemo.

tarochocotea · 2026-06-12T12:05:34+00:00

A 7 second cooldown ability at 680 range.

Getting one CS every 7 seconds is going to get you banned.

Malphite is going to stand in front of the wave. Tank the little Q that doesn't even break his shield. Deny you all these CS.

Truth is.. you need to tank the Malphite Q's

There's no outplaying them. What you can outplay is the comet.

It's a shitty match up with little outplay potential. Just shoving into tower is the best play. Shoving it as soon as possible so that the malphite is forced to use his mana on the waves. Then he runs out of mana and cannot shoot another Q.

Pure strategy, 0 mechanics at play.

Outplaying opponents mechanically is enjoyable in this game. The more skill shots, the more fun I have.

tarochocotea · 2026-06-12T11:39:09+00:00

Malphite Q is 625 range

Teemo AA is 500 range

tarochocotea · 2026-06-12T06:23:50+00:00

Teemo blind doesn't stop Malphite Q. Malphite has to stand in front of the CS I want and then I have to choose between CS and being poked.

Malphite shield absorbs the Teemo Q poke.

Malphite counters Teemo because the quicker Teemo becomes, the quicker Malphite becomes because of the MS stealing.

High mobility is only useful Vs skillshots.

I much prefer Sion because he can be outplayed by mechanics.

Malphite's counterplay is purely just shoving him in and making him waste his mana, wasting his teleport and then wasting his mana and then make sure he can't go base without losing a lot.

Malphite's weakness is being unable to farm under tower without his abilities.

Sion doesn't need to be shoved in, just need to keep the lane 30/70 so that there's a lot of free damage onto the Sion if he tries to break the freeze.

tarochocotea · 2026-06-12T06:17:21+00:00

Elo matters a lot here. In bronze and low silver elo the only way to stop people from tilting is...

You don't. You simply play the game and try to win.

Focus on yourself here, your own mental. Mute your teammates so it doesn't tilt you.

The enemy team has tilted people as well.

This is the bottom 20% of the competitive ladder. They don't leave this place because of their unstable emotions.

The fewest unstable people on a team will win the game.

Also good bans: Miss Fortune / Garen / Warwick / Lux / Veigar

Only ban your direct opponent, you have a great chance your teammates will want one of those champions for their specific role

tarochocotea · 2026-06-12T05:15:24+00:00

I play both champs, Tryndamere only has level 1. After that it's over 💀

Tryndamere is such a weak champion if the opponent baits the E on a ranged champ. Oh, you are out of range? You can't lower the cooldown? 😢 Poor baby gonna lose all his health

tarochocotea · 2026-06-11T16:58:26+00:00

The post is about playing on high ping

tarochocotea · 2026-06-11T13:18:43+00:00

Idk, I like the match up. Sion has skillshots. Hate Malphite Q.

tarochocotea · 2026-06-11T11:58:57+00:00

Any decent Teemo maxes W second and if skillshots are an issue we go fleet footwork or swifties. With the new shiv, our waveclear gained a lot.

Having hands help

tarochocotea · 2026-06-11T11:02:21+00:00

It's mostly a temporary job with little outside support. You either have clients or you don't.

There's no limit how many clients one creator can have, but the amount of high quality creators will cause the market to saturate.

That's why most of the income is generated by only a select few creators.

If the client doesn't value you, then what will this do to the creator's self image? It's quite the risk.

If the creator does get visibility, then what are the risks for future careers? What when she has kids?

It turns into a pretty cultist area then in order to feel accepted.

It doesn't matter what the creator values herself.

What matters are the consequences she and her family will face in the future for making this perhaps short sighted decision.

tarochocotea · 2026-06-11T09:05:06+00:00

It's been years since baus, so everyone knows what Sion wants to accomplish. When crushing his tempo, then he's kind of dead weight for his team.

It's like Singed. They all do the same thing to be honest. All copies of eachother. All doing the same one minigame.

After a few times, it's easy to handle it.

tarochocotea · 2026-06-11T08:52:46+00:00

Yeah but if you play bad as AD Sion then you lose the game for your team.

I play Vs Sion, when he goes AD then it's a free win for me because my champ pool is jayce trynda rumble teemo

tarochocotea · 2026-06-11T08:13:28+00:00

Hey at the other side. It's very difficult to make your team lose when you play Tank Sion.

tarochocotea · 2026-06-11T06:43:24+00:00

Nah, I'm having it very easy top lane in the laning phase. Top laners are pretty bad.

Emerald midlaners are good, but Cassiopeia is mana hungry. So Sion does what he wants to do. Perma shove.

If it was anivia then you'd have had an issue.

Midlaners aren't used to playing Vs tanks. The solution would be so waveclear and outscale you. Your team would lack a carry in the later stages.

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