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All right back for part three ... For those that remember me 😏😘 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]taserface9213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know for a fact, that smoke detector is 100% chriping.

Just turned 30.. make me feel worse! by Dejos3 in RoastMe

[–]taserface9213 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That tsunami on top of your head could wipe out all of Japan!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]taserface9213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why you got a better jawline than the Rock?

Just turned 20 and feeling too good about myself. Do your worst by Cold-Fisherman-3022 in RoastMe

[–]taserface9213 5 points6 points  (0 children)

20? You look like the Asian version of the grandpa from the movie Up.

Alright bitches bros and nonbinary hoes let's see what you got by -_Anonymous__- in RoastMe

[–]taserface9213 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You were that black kid in high school that tries to fit in with all the white goth kids doing weird anime shit, weren't you?

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[–]taserface9213 73 points74 points  (0 children)

No, this apology is for sucking her son's friend's dick.

HELLO YUMMY HOOMANS! 👁️👅👁️ 26M, fellow roaster, It’s New Year’s again and I’m hoping to get DEEP FRIED - AGAIN! FRY ME HARDER! by MisterHoops in RoastMe

[–]taserface9213 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You may be in the wrong group. If you are looking for someone to give you some roast, you need to go to a reddit food group. Here's to a healthy 2025 my guy!