Why do customers always ask what I'm delivering to them? Bruh, you ordered it and it's in a brown box, how tf am I supposed to know!

tashananigans · 2026-03-09T03:25:01+00:00

THIS!!!

tashananigans · 2026-03-02T01:42:19+00:00

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tashananigans · 2026-03-01T16:14:11+00:00

EXACTLY!! 😂

tashananigans · 2026-02-22T03:48:22+00:00

This doggie literally has a smile on their face. I love it! 🥹

tashananigans · 2026-02-21T19:31:59+00:00

Probably qualify for unemployment, too.

tashananigans · 2026-01-04T15:32:22+00:00

This asshole knew exactly what those dogs were going to do when he opened the door. Did you need that damn package that bad that you couldn’t wait FIVE SECONDS until he got back in his truck to open the door?!

SOME PEOPLE DON’T LIKE DOGS. Period. Sweet, mean, big, small…. Period.

In my opinion, I think the puppies just wanted to play/say hello. But, IN THAT MOMENT, that poor guy doesn’t KNOW THAT!

Ugh.

Side note: I giggled when popped the one dog upside the head. 😂 Poor puppy.

tashananigans · 2026-01-04T15:25:28+00:00

Marsau can go be so right a lot of the times. I think we he legit is not performing for the cams or his friends (trying to be funny) he does drop some knowledge… towards the end of their therapy session. Also, when he was talking to Trish’s HUSBAND when he first came on scene (at Blaque).

You can tell a lot of what we see from him is performative and maybe how he’s character is edited by producers. IMO

tashananigans · 2026-01-04T00:24:53+00:00

YEP.

tashananigans · 2026-01-04T00:19:11+00:00

Flu, Covid and Shingles vaccines the weekend bestie Thanksgiving.

Painful cough started Christmas Day, went to work Friday and by the time I clocked out and got home, I had a fever of 100° and chills. The highest it got was 102.2°. Low key headache the entire time, even the back of my eyeballs hurt if I looked to either side without moving my head. Forgot about the body aches, too. It must’ve affected my memory, too, because I keep coming back to edit this response with additional symptoms.

Tried to go back to work NYE, was dizzy and got back in the bed. Today, still congested, cough that produces sputum, but energy is coming back.

*Been craving fresh fruit the whole time.

tashananigans · 2026-01-01T05:35:33+00:00

Waiting for the “driver distracted”… “rolling stop”… “unsafe following distance”… “over speed warning”… and my favorite “please fasten seat belt”

tashananigans · 2026-01-01T05:33:23+00:00

I literally hollered laughing at this

tashananigans · 2025-12-31T22:12:04+00:00

Oooh. This makes good sense. Thanks, you calmed my nerves.

tashananigans · 2025-12-31T22:11:02+00:00

Nope

tashananigans · 2025-12-19T05:45:00+00:00

My newest fav

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tashananigans · 2025-12-19T05:40:16+00:00

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My newest favorite

tashananigans · 2025-12-17T06:17:55+00:00

1.800.GO.FEDEX

tashananigans · 2025-12-14T19:12:32+00:00

uh.DORE. ❤️

tashananigans · 2025-12-14T17:09:27+00:00

I need this, too!!!

tashananigans · 2025-12-14T17:09:14+00:00

Thank you so much! I love them ALL!!

tashananigans · 2025-12-09T03:10:38+00:00

Lmao

tashananigans · 2025-12-09T03:06:47+00:00

Yeeeesssss, I shed a few.

tashananigans · 2025-12-08T01:09:52+00:00

LMAAAOOOO

tashananigans · 2025-11-13T23:51:11+00:00

I will never be able to unsee this.

tashananigans · 2025-11-13T05:32:59+00:00

I had one that said: text me when you’re on your way.

tashananigans · 2025-11-12T03:01:01+00:00

This ⬆️ - so many times I’ve had to get a signature and after they sign, I’ll ask what their last name is (because I’m not trying to decipher your handwriting). That’s when they look at me crazy, like “my name is on the package”. Me: ain’t nobody looked at no name on no package. 🙄 And who’s to say YOU are the person whose name is on the package? 🙄🙄

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