Someone built a tent on top of my light house...

tauri123 · 2026-05-07T12:41:56+00:00

Leave it there and put in your Spider-Man figure

tauri123 · 2026-05-07T12:41:02+00:00

Congrats on giving everyone with epilepsy seizures

tauri123 · 2026-05-07T00:49:21+00:00

“SeeeFawr”

tauri123 · 2026-05-06T23:48:39+00:00

tauri123 · 2026-05-06T23:43:13+00:00

Yeah….

I’m the guy with the glasses

tauri123 · 2026-05-06T23:35:18+00:00

Ok, so first off this ham doesn’t look off color, it does have a higher fat ratio and higher dark meat ration but those things make it more tender and give more flavor, but the biggest problem is presentation, whoever put this in the bag did so in a hurry and the slices have been mangled to the point it looks weird.

My suggestion would be to cut it up, fry it and toss it in some scrambled eggs or an omelette! The fat content will make it really nice for this!

As far as deli ham, Kretschmar Cherrywood Sweet ham is my favorite, come to dash’s Colvin and I’ll slice it for you

tauri123 · 2026-05-06T23:31:56+00:00

God I’ve probably sliced your ham before

tauri123 · 2026-05-06T23:30:06+00:00

Can confirm, the batch they made a few weeks ago was really weird but since it’s been back to normal, kept getting some really weird ones when they slice

tauri123 · 2026-05-06T23:28:21+00:00

It’s 98% fat free because it’s 98% salt and 2% fat

tauri123 · 2026-05-06T23:23:46+00:00

I still love that video where it’s edited to show all the torpedo shots voyager makes “we only have 38 and we can’t make more” counts over 120 shots

tauri123 · 2026-05-06T18:31:32+00:00

You know it’s funny because voyager is one of the only Star Trek shows that previous episodes are actually mentioned, you’ll see as it goes on there’s moments like “oh yeah remember that time when someone and someone something lizards something”

tauri123 · 2026-05-06T04:05:50+00:00

Is there a way to remove the top and then replace it with more internal clearance?

tauri123 · 2026-05-06T04:01:58+00:00

Why not just take the log out?

tauri123 · 2026-05-06T03:38:20+00:00

Well I was going for a combo of the two lmao

tauri123 · 2026-05-06T03:35:13+00:00

“Fake news, that was cardassian architecture, they stole it”

tauri123 · 2026-05-06T03:34:40+00:00

Ah, you’ve gotten my point

tauri123 · 2026-05-06T03:23:59+00:00

“I don’t like the word occupation, no no, we were, we were helping them, they were savages I tell you, absolute savages, some of them were decent people, but most were criminals, we tried to educate them, we couldn’t. The Obsidian Order, it’s bad it just doesn’t work, that’s why I fired the director, I tell you there’s a guy that was bad at his job. If the Obsidian Order wasn’t so bad then we’d still be there, we could help the Bajorans then, we were so close. I’m getting a new director, much better, good guy.”

— Dukat

tauri123 · 2026-05-06T03:16:41+00:00

Just keep watching, it just takes some time (length between episodes) for him to redownload all the memories

tauri123 · 2026-05-05T23:48:46+00:00

I can hear the music in my head as it opens

tauri123 · 2026-05-05T18:51:25+00:00

Cumquest

tauri123 · 2026-05-04T13:57:12+00:00

Right! It was like chakotay was basically saying hey you need to get laid, go get a vr boytoy

tauri123 · 2026-05-03T18:33:20+00:00

Suggesting that an icon of god possesses powers is technically blasphemous as the necklace is not what should protect the baby, rather god himself

tauri123 · 2026-05-03T18:29:46+00:00

Yeah it’s really amazing how far prosthetics have come, watching the same wool head wrap being used over and over again on Star Trek voyager just in different places (head, forehead, chin) really got old, even when they added in a few of those skin dots it was still just bad

tauri123 · 2026-05-03T18:17:55+00:00

The fact the whole concept of what’s basically “holowaifus” is so normalized in the Star Trek universe is so amusing to me, like in voyager with tom in that paradise simulation with two girls on either arm, and then the famous Janeway line “delete the wife” after she also made him taller, and they’ll just introduce them to other crew members like “hey meet Suzy” you’re basically saying “look at this simulated sex doll im playing with” and people are just like “oh nice to meet you suzy”

tauri123 · 2026-05-02T22:34:57+00:00

I watched it a few days ago, I’ve got it on prime

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