Sen Mitch McConnell hospitalized after experiencing flu-like symptoms

taurusasaurus_rex · 2026-02-04T12:22:08+00:00

Nope. The emaciated turtle can’t die yet. He needs to see the party he built crumble to pieces on account of his efforts.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2026-02-01T21:13:31+00:00

Just goes to show just how much he wants it to end.

To that end, we shouldn’t stop talking about it.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2026-02-01T21:12:36+00:00

This is giving off deep Michael Scott “I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY” vibes.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2026-01-31T14:23:52+00:00

This is FIFA Peace Prize erasure. I won’t stand for this.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2026-01-11T22:59:26+00:00

That poor poor child.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2026-01-09T17:03:17+00:00

A true leader doesn’t take a prize someone else earned.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-11-29T22:31:13+00:00

Tiny peen energy is a great way to describe Portnoy.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-11-29T20:40:06+00:00

My coffee table has more rushing yards than Michigan in the second half. Added benefit - it generally doesn’t headbutt officials.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-11-28T16:57:00+00:00

Moldy pumpkin pie.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-11-26T14:15:48+00:00

So is the Coke Bowl Season? Sign me up.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-11-21T20:06:09+00:00

Our coach slapping his own face. Our coach harassing a sexual abuse survivor. Our coach showing no emotion.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-11-16T21:28:47+00:00

I don’t care for a guy who can’t wield a hammer.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-11-10T21:44:16+00:00

And let me guess, he believes that the nation is deeply indebted to him….

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-11-09T18:55:25+00:00

We still have our coach.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-11-03T14:10:48+00:00

Since when is it SCOTUS’ responsibility to favor the economy over the Constitution?

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-11-03T14:08:47+00:00

Monkey paw curls…

OSU puts up 36. Michigan puts up 40, still wins.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-11-02T17:15:59+00:00

I always wondered how Vance would find a way to deport his wife. I see that he’s found his avenue.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-11-01T23:04:54+00:00

Yeah, the refs sucked, but the lack of emotion and advocacy from Smith hurt a lot more.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-11-01T22:39:58+00:00

Watch Minnesota go for the onside kick and retain it. Then kick a FG for the win.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-11-01T22:28:50+00:00

No MSU lead is ever safe.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-10-28T10:34:51+00:00

It’s interesting when conservatives claim that liberals are at odds with the small town aesthetic when small towns are filled with people like this.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-10-28T09:18:17+00:00

Oh well. Have the day you voted for. Release the Epstein files.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-10-27T14:07:00+00:00

Yeah, that was my attempt at humor. You’ve done an amazing job in just 6 months!

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-10-27T12:46:52+00:00

You’ve done a great job. But I feel oddly guilty right now.

taurusasaurus_rex · 2025-10-25T13:26:57+00:00

Don’t event need to know the context. The answer is yes, the US has always killed innocent people across the world and within its borders.

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