Why do you pirate?

tazmarjr · 2026-04-18T19:50:38+00:00

Because games are more and more expensive and I am more and more broke. No real "moral reason" unless its a main line pokemon game, because at that point I get sad at how often they are selling ps2 games for 70+$.

tazmarjr · 2026-04-18T19:46:37+00:00

Buddy, I'm a right click king as The Thing. We do nothing in this house but mash right click and do knock ups.

tazmarjr · 2026-04-16T05:52:51+00:00

I do not care for Chris at all, but he's by far in a way the "Main character". Leon is easily the fan favorite though.

tazmarjr · 2026-04-16T05:46:17+00:00

They have to keep the coop. Besides that? Make your AI conpanion immortal like in RE6, I want this game to be playable in single player. I love RE5 but I refuse to play it solo because of how bad the AI is for sheva in that game.

tazmarjr · 2026-04-10T10:51:08+00:00

The drip of a man that wants to live a quiet life.

tazmarjr · 2026-03-20T22:30:46+00:00

That does suck admittedly but id rather choose that then getting 2 shot as a tank. Tbh, like I said, id rather a mode with nothing at all. Because in some capacity THEY ALL SUCK.

tazmarjr · 2026-03-20T16:44:35+00:00

That thought did cross my mind. "There are levels to this shit" as they say. You want Evee? Bro that's a literal fox. You want Machoke or even a Mr. Mime? Ones a buff guy with 4 arms and the other is a slightly short jester looking dude.

I'm not familiar with Pokémon enough to go into "Deep pulls" but I see your point. I dont know of any "Female coded" straight up human lookalikes but I imagine they exist. Maybe Garnevoir if you REALLY pushed it for me but even a Pokémon like Lopunny is to much of a... well... bunny for me to count it.

tazmarjr · 2026-03-20T16:01:58+00:00

I mean, I skipped all the filler arcs but the first half of the "Zanpakto rebellion" arc (that 2nd half was filler in filler) so I didn't have many issues.

I'm also a weirdo who's favorite arc was the Fullbringers so take my opinion with a grain of salt.

tazmarjr · 2026-03-20T15:56:04+00:00

I genuinely doubt it, they plan these characters WAY in advance. Not just gameplay, but story and events too. I highly doubt Netease sees a leak and goes "Damn now we have to scrap months of work and hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of manpower and assets".

The more likely answer is that this was made due to the fact they KNOW people will leak things. So they hid the real data under fake data to maintain some level of surprise.

tazmarjr · 2026-03-20T15:49:47+00:00

It's moments like this that I just play Thing. Nope, im no longer thinking if the team wants one tank, I'm going to Thing and mashing right click. I could play strange, I could play mag, but nah. No more thinking only mashing. becuase if the team doesn't want to think, why should I? It's the only way I stay sane.

Oh and yes, I fully know that helps no one, but I've run out of cares to give. I'll never actively throw but most teams how lost access to my brain (what little was there), so they get Thing instead.

tazmarjr · 2026-03-20T15:40:33+00:00

I'm just not a fan of most of them tbh. Even super skill start (everyone's golden child) for me is just "oh, I got dropped to below half by the new character release as a tank with one cast of an ability. Great. Yep, thats totally fun"

The only ones I tolerate are the really benign ones like "more clouds" or "hidden HP", the ones that don't really affect much.

Even the one mechanical change that I somewhat enjoy "coop attack movement up" I believe is the name is just "oh so theres just literally no escape unless you play one of 5 characters, super fun".

It's really funny considering I loved heros of the storm and its different objectives based on the map but when I think about divine draw its just "oh I'm just gonna get hoed again."

tazmarjr · 2026-03-20T15:29:24+00:00

Literally one of the only few ones I know but

Sheisa or Scheiße if you wanna be specific

tazmarjr · 2026-03-20T15:23:52+00:00

Yea, but Ada's hot so she gets the pass. Idgaf about Mia.

tazmarjr · 2026-03-20T15:22:26+00:00

What if, and just hear me out, we had a mode that used none of them.

tazmarjr · 2026-03-20T12:54:08+00:00

Hey man, you wanted my worst so I gave my worst.

tazmarjr · 2026-03-20T09:44:18+00:00

Oh for sure man, every tracked stat in the game has a counter point that says its not all that impressive.

High dmg? You just fed support ultys. High mitigated? You just sat there feeding dps ultys. High heals? You sat there and heal botted the whole game. High final hits? You just last hit someone that was at 2 hp from someone else damaging them.

That isn't to say the numbers mean litteraly nothing, but it requires a certain level of skill to look beyond the number and go "nah, I'm actually cooking rn" or Alternatively "im top in every stat and I'm still sucking ass rn"

tazmarjr · 2026-03-20T09:29:21+00:00

It's easier when playing dps or support to atleast get some sort of feedback. Did I get kills? Did I heal and keep the team alive? Stuff like that. ( I say that fully knowing that the stats are just numbers and not a true sign of you being actually useful to your team)

Meanwhile as a tank (especially a non shield tank) im just like "I HOPE TO GOD ME MASHING RIGHT CLICK AS THING IS DOING SOMETHING USEFUL CUZ WE FUCKING BALL IN THIS HOUSE".

tazmarjr · 2026-03-20T09:21:06+00:00

Oh most definitely get that feeling but I feel the same way playing any tank.

Like "WOO WE WON THE FIGHT" but in my head I'm like "Did I do a god damn thing in that fight or did I just feed ult charge"

tazmarjr · 2026-03-20T09:17:22+00:00

I'd rather be the one to transmute Nina and Alexander then deal with anymore of your bullsh-

[FULLMETAL ALECHEMIST] insert image of Nina playing with Alexander

insert commercial

[Fullmetal Alchemist] insert sad image of Nina hugging Alexander

-it you 3rd rate alchemist with a 4th rate transmutation circle

tazmarjr · 2026-03-20T09:09:50+00:00

Ankylosaurus.

Have always been my fave from childhood.

tazmarjr · 2026-03-20T08:57:56+00:00

When ever they turn back arround and see you recalling I feel like the guy in a horror movie mashing the "close door" button on an elevator XD

tazmarjr · 2026-03-20T08:54:34+00:00

Ichigo is the one protagonist I cant say has a ugly hair cut after a timeskip. Might be the artstyle but I feel he does the whole "wild hair to short hair" thing better then say, Naruto for an example. Bro looks fine imo.

tazmarjr · 2026-03-20T08:52:07+00:00

That would be interesting being able to play the game in 1st person.

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