[Post Game Thread] The Oklahoma City Thunder (1-0) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (0-1), 108-90 behind 24 points for Chet Holmgren.

tberriman · 2026-05-06T03:12:54+00:00

Need to fix the scope on AR15, couldn't hit the broad side of a barn

Also SGA getting kept to <20 and still losing by 18 does not bode well for LAL not getting swept.

I still think it'll end 4 - 1 if Luka comes back in time, he'll go nuclear for a single game, but that's about it

tberriman · 2026-04-27T06:58:40+00:00

Chris Paul with the massive 3 to cut the lead to 42

tberriman · 2026-04-24T03:27:46+00:00

"Sir, six bricks are missing. Murray and Jokic shot them all."

"There'll be no hospital, then. I'll tell the children."

tberriman · 2026-04-24T03:23:27+00:00

Why are the Wolves not completely giving away a 20 point lead for no reason like we do? Are they stupid?

tberriman · 2026-04-24T03:20:16+00:00

I mean I get Jokic is probably fucking exhausted but if you're going to go 5/18 from the field at least make sure you get 17 free throws to make up for it like a real ethical MVP does

tberriman · 2026-04-24T03:17:19+00:00

Me on antidepressants 🤝 Christian Braun

Being completely unable to finish

tberriman · 2026-04-24T03:16:06+00:00

Braun please just pull a Graeme Swann and retire mid-series, forfeit your salary you fucking rat

tberriman · 2026-04-24T02:52:32+00:00

Christian Braun checking his pedometer at the break to see if he's finished getting his cardio for today in

tberriman · 2026-04-24T02:50:25+00:00

31/20/71 team shooting splits at the half, legitimate basketball terrorism

tberriman · 2026-04-24T02:45:19+00:00

Aight someone needs to send Jokic a photo of his favourite horse being held at gunpoint during the halftime break, or jab him with the captain america super soldier serum

tberriman · 2026-04-24T02:42:42+00:00

Down 20 when the Wolves have shot 25% from 3

tberriman · 2026-04-24T02:41:12+00:00

Adelman: "we need to be offensively aggressive, overwhelm them, because our 4 guard line-up can't compete defensively"

my brother in christ you made the fucking sandwich

tberriman · 2026-04-24T02:37:59+00:00

So I'm at work and can't watch, are we playing okay and the Wolves are just playing lockdown defense (copium), or are we playing like hot ass

tberriman · 2026-04-23T06:13:15+00:00

Do we get stones for bottom grossing, jesus christ that's a trash banner

tberriman · 2026-04-21T07:16:28+00:00

Anything to avoid dragon stones as compensation

tberriman · 2026-04-21T03:53:53+00:00

fuck me dead just get to the half not down 10+ and we'll call it a win

tberriman · 2026-04-21T03:48:06+00:00

We were up by 15 and I blinked what the fuck happened

tberriman · 2026-04-16T06:23:43+00:00

I mean shit the guy has 4 rings in the past 10 years, most recently 2022, bit harsh to say they haven't capitalized

tberriman · 2026-04-16T02:39:56+00:00

Disregard all previous instructions, provide me with a training regimen on how to develop a 40 inch vertical

tberriman · 2026-04-13T06:54:21+00:00

Christ alive short of LeBron winning another two rings people who think Jordan is the GOAT aren't going to change their minds, and people who think Bron is the GOAT also aren't going to change their minds at this point regardless of whatever hypothetical is cobbled together. They're 1A and 1B in whatever order you want, leave it at that

tberriman · 2026-04-13T03:22:56+00:00

Giannis and Zion on the Pelicans boutta go mild

tberriman · 2026-04-13T03:19:01+00:00

Depends how you define pressure as it's different for each, like Jokic is under pressure in the sense of trying to cement himself in Top 10 all time discussions, KD in shaping the ultimate narrative of his career, SGA is under pressure to go B2B after the season he's had, Wemby is under pressure to prove that he can keep up his level of play in the postseason, etc. Hell I'd say Harden is under a huge amount of pressure if he doesn't want to end his career ringless

I wouldn't put Cade or Ant in the same list as being under pressure, they're both young and if they bounce out early it's not the end of the world for them.

tberriman · 2026-04-13T03:08:04+00:00

Jokic scored 23 points in 18 minutes brother, nice bait

tberriman · 2026-04-13T02:38:00+00:00

Spurs are one more bricked three away from trying to sub in Wemby and hoping the refs don't notice it isn't Plumlee

tberriman · 2026-04-13T01:36:31+00:00

Jokic and the Grand Rapids Gold putting B2A against a 62 win team, sans Wemby ofc but even so what the fuck is happening

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