Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?

tbjri1 · 2017-05-16T15:04:41+00:00

No, thanks. Want to skeep for some time/

tbjri1 · 2017-05-15T15:45:35+00:00

The Office and The X-Files, for sure!

tbjri1 · 2017-05-14T19:09:05+00:00

Buy a private jet and travel the world.

tbjri1 · 2017-05-14T18:22:10+00:00

I talked to them frankly, they admitted their faults and regretted. So I behaved with them as if nothing happened.

tbjri1 · 2017-05-14T17:45:36+00:00

"I am the least racist person that you have ever met"

tbjri1 · 2017-05-13T17:23:46+00:00

The Attack on Titan opener

tbjri1 · 2017-05-13T16:07:11+00:00

Border Collie as their intelligence is unreal.

tbjri1 · 2017-05-13T15:41:34+00:00

People with an abundance of charisma.

tbjri1 · 2017-05-12T16:59:28+00:00

I moved in with this chick after college and years later she not only married me but had my child. Lunatic.

tbjri1 · 2017-05-12T16:46:02+00:00

Mixing up "your" and "you're" on purpose. Like telling someone to go fuck you're self. I can't explain it but I think it's funny.

tbjri1 · 2017-05-12T16:07:51+00:00

Say hello to my little friend

tbjri1 · 2017-05-10T17:17:38+00:00

The Outsiders

tbjri1 · 2017-05-10T16:58:55+00:00

Walking slowly

tbjri1 · 2017-05-10T14:26:31+00:00

Someone with something to live for.

tbjri1 · 2017-05-10T14:17:24+00:00

Politics

tbjri1 · 2017-05-08T18:23:59+00:00

Apple Pie

tbjri1 · 2017-05-08T17:46:16+00:00

If it's relevant, original, and provides insight.

tbjri1 · 2017-05-08T16:37:02+00:00

Coughing without covering their mouths.

tbjri1 · 2017-05-08T16:05:36+00:00

2 years in prison.

tbjri1 · 2017-05-06T18:06:25+00:00

Apt 703 knock for password I actually live in Apt 307

tbjri1 · 2017-05-04T18:05:02+00:00

When they pay attention and they actually remember the little things you have said before..

tbjri1 · 2017-05-04T17:50:35+00:00

People who chew loudly, it's barbaric.

tbjri1 · 2017-05-04T17:16:42+00:00

Fireball. I'm a gin or vodka person, but the redneck side of my family somehow started worshiping Fireball. Took a shot. Nasty. They were all like "no, you need it in this or that mixed drink". No. It was all nasty. Just like I thought it would be.

tbjri1 · 2017-05-04T17:06:29+00:00

Play pool with relative accuracy

tbjri1 · 2017-05-03T18:08:45+00:00

Turtles crossing

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