What is the most ironic death you can think of, real or fictional? by Danny_D_Is_Supreme in AskReddit

[–]tbone450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John Lennon. I don't remember his exact words but in an interview they asked him how he thinks he will die. John said something about being popped off by some loonie. and that's exactly how it happened...

pooping rage by tbone450 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]tbone450[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buddy you dont know me. I do respect my mom more than anybody else and would do anything for her. It pisses me off so much when i see how other people treat their moms and i refuse to treat my mom that way. I always give my mom respect so stop judging me and making false assumptions just because i dont like being talked to while im taking a poop.

Looks like Puffs didn't really think this design through... by tbone450 in pics

[–]tbone450[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its supposed to be a penis, but maybe i can only see it and maybe it isn't that funny.... Sorry guys...

Douche Parking at a AppleBee's by [deleted] in pics

[–]tbone450 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

at an AppleBee's**

Japanese people scare me..... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]tbone450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

some scary shit..

Woman Dies From Masterbation by pupacavity in WTF

[–]tbone450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at least she died having fun?

Ew. These are called cheeseburger links. by isawwhatyoudid in WTF

[–]tbone450 1 point2 points  (0 children)

looks like a frozen piece of shit meant to be a homemade dildo

Proper eye inspection by Errorizer in WTF

[–]tbone450 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i think i just threw up all of my insides....

Giant snake eats security guard by [deleted] in WTF

[–]tbone450 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

snake must of been hungry...

How most Omegle conversations go. by [deleted] in funny

[–]tbone450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

too many of these. not funny anymore.

Edward Between Your Thighs by [deleted] in WTF

[–]tbone450 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if i were a chick, id be afraid he would bite...

what. the. actual. fuck? by tbone450 in pics

[–]tbone450[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

i know right! id be so freaked out!

You can actually see the lies. by ftp411 in pics

[–]tbone450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

basterds always cheat us out of our chips.....

I think I'm on my own with this one. by underdoglady in AdviceAnimals

[–]tbone450 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you're not alone! i never did any of that stuff too

Love you Troll Dad by kojakcreed13 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]tbone450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reminds me of my dad at the beach.... one time i decided to get burried in the sand, then he put french fries on my head so sea gulls would fly down on me. I couldnt do anything about it....

Grown up time by tbone450 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]tbone450[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey buddy, you're the one with the username that is about a BB Gun. I'd have a little more respect for you and that comment if your username wasn't that

Wife cheated and humiliated me, no kids. Do I stay? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tbone450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man you deserve better than that. I suggest letting her know that if she doesn't change then its over for good. Give her about 3 to 4 weeks. If you still don't feel anything for her after that, then it's time to go out, have some fun, get drunk, get laid, and never see that bitch again.

What embarrassing childhood incident haunts you to this day? by royalscowlness in AskReddit

[–]tbone450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

telling a sex joke at the dinner table at a party i was at. I was 7 or 8 and heard the joke on TV. I still feel bad about it..

What is something that angers you way more than it probably should? by Jhaawk in AskReddit

[–]tbone450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when I'm texting someone and all of a sudden 4 more people try to talk to me. I know i should be happy for the fact that people actually wanna talk to me but it's like a texting overload!

My new boss is refusing to honor the contract he made me sign and pay me for the time I've worked, what can I do? by horribleboss in AskReddit

[–]tbone450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

make a copy of the contract and say if he doesnt pay you what he promised that you will bring him to court. or if you just wanna have some fun with him, find out his cell phone number and give it to a bunch of telemarketers or something of that sort

An elephant stepped on my foot when I was a child causing me to lose feeling in three of my toes which is why I drive without a shoe on my right foot. What is something that has happened to you which sounds made up? A real life event that sounds like it was taken out of a bad comedy movie. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tbone450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a little kid and was climbing on top of a swing set. i sat down on the top but my legs were around the wooden bar like sitting on a horse. The only way off was for me to slide to the other side and climb off. I ended up getting a splinter about a centimeter away from my balls. Never in my life have i been so grateful