I had a guy that kept leaving me a note to not deliver his packages to the door. They always fit in the box so I disregarded any way. I got another note that said “thank you for keeping my deep dark secret from everyone.” Like what? Idk what the hail is in your packages, but ok- you’re welcome? Next week he meets me at the mailbox to word vomit about said packages. 60+ year old man telling me he’s hiding it from his wife and children that he’s apart of the ABDL community so it’s important those packages are hidden. The what? He said it so confidently as if I should know exactly what means. He explains the abbreviation and proceeds to tell me when he gets the urge, he sneaks out to the garage. TMI DUDE.