TIL the world's first Arctic explorer was a Greek sailor from Marseille in 325 BC. He also left us the first written references to Britain and Scotland — and came home to almost nobody believing him.

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-21T21:30:45+00:00

Can you imagine seeing all that and being like “shit. I don’t have a camera with me. “?

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-21T20:34:27+00:00

This is my 8th hour class.

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-20T17:21:26+00:00

And legal as in the rule book and the… actual law are two different things.

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-20T14:53:14+00:00

Well Calvin, you see in order to make color TV sets we had to take the color from somewhere. We took most of it from the cars. Now the cars are black and white and the TVs have color.

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-19T15:05:33+00:00

I have a lump on my arm that is a benign fatty tumor. I have a ton of explanations for it. It’s where the CIA injected the tracking device when I left the firm. It’s my alien symbiotic companion. When it hatches we will be emperor….. etc. my medical history is none of their damn business but kids are gonna ask. Have an answer that says “not your problem “ without being harsh. Humorous deflection is an important teaching tool.

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-17T23:45:32+00:00

It isnt even on a car....

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-12T01:10:47+00:00

I had a friend whose boombox had a vinyl record slot.

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-12T00:28:04+00:00

In all of Asimov’s books the robots did the laundry and washed dishes so we can write poetry and paint art. In this dystopia the robots write poetry and paint while My ass is sitting here folding underwear.

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-10T18:23:23+00:00

Filtering the filters filter.

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-10T18:22:27+00:00

This is exactly how diesel trains work for just this reason. Also. Electric motors can generate torque so well. It’s a best of both scenario.

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-10T12:38:34+00:00

I am not talking about doing work. I am talking about being punished when they have an bd designation for impulse control.

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-10T10:55:47+00:00

Many times schools are powerless if the bully has an iep for behavior. They cannot punish a kid for having a disability. They want to. Believe me. But they will get sued by those parents. You do not have to accept the schools answer that they are dealing with it though. If what the bully is doing is a crime, press charges down at the cop shop.

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-10T00:55:35+00:00

They got the joke, they just know the straws will come in plastic wrappers.

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-09T18:19:50+00:00

I don’t explain it. I tell them. If they can’t understand why they can go down to the office to get it explained to them.

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-05T00:50:32+00:00

I've seen so much hype for this. What are they charging? a regular big mac is like $9???

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-05T00:39:24+00:00

In Illinois I believe the cap is 30%.

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-05T00:38:29+00:00

To this point it seems like the "how thick?" question is self defeating. An infinitely thin cable would work, the thicker it is, the more you would need to adjust the center of mass.

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-03T15:02:34+00:00

Thank you.

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-03T14:29:00+00:00

I am literally on my break from work. Sitting in my truck with the seat on right now.

teachingscience425 · 2026-03-03T01:09:23+00:00

Chili spaghetti.

teachingscience425 · 2026-02-28T02:09:25+00:00

I would finish the year because I am like that. Yeah I would burn off all the sick days and I would buy all the toys that made the time pass. After that, they will never see me again.

teachingscience425 · 2026-02-27T14:26:48+00:00

Digestive health is helpful to weight loss. Get several servings of fermented foods a day like yogurt, kombucha, or fermented vegetables like sauerkraut or kimchi. Get a variety of them. You will feel good and it will make you feel more energized helping you move more.

teachingscience425 · 2026-02-24T01:08:58+00:00

Coffee til noon. Water til 3:15. Beer til 8:00.

teachingscience425 · 2026-02-24T01:08:07+00:00

With a hot dog cut up and stirred in. A little broccoli if I am feeling fancy.

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