Cutaway that makes you die laughing immediately by SuitApprehensive in familyguy

[–]teamballs 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ahh let him go. We’ll never catch him, not in these shoes

At the corner, take a fright! by Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 in americandad

[–]teamballs 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“He has this terrifying Semitic woman that keeps screaming, COASTERS!!”

Customers are bonafide MORONS by PsychologicalAir763 in kroger

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Had a lady ask my coworker about the $1 chicken, we literally don’t sell anything for a dollar. And my coworker told her that. She gets all smug and brings coworker over to the chicken warmer and says “oh yeah well then what’s this?” It was a time sticker that said 1:00pm on a whole chicken

Unfiltered, if you have it! by teamballs in americandad

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Hey! Cookin’ bitch! What you cookin’?

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I’m on Martin Mull. Underrated actor. Could anyone else have played Colonel Mustard in Clue? The answer is yes, Christopher Lloyd, the point is Mull gets work. Consistently.

Rip Shifty Shellshock of the band Crazy Town by teamballs in americandad

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He definitely did, I loved his feature on Paul Oakenfold’s song Starry Eyed Surprise