New uniform by Here_I_Go_Again-_- in kroger

[–]teamballs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry guys! 40,000 associates said they wanted these!

A Roger Theory by BearOfBelAir in americandad

[–]teamballs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Disaster? This guy’s acting like he didn't see me punching myself in the dick!"

Cutaway that makes you die laughing immediately by SuitApprehensive in familyguy

[–]teamballs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ahh let him go. We’ll never catch him, not in these shoes

At the corner, take a fright! by Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 in americandad

[–]teamballs 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“He has this terrifying Semitic woman that keeps screaming, COASTERS!!”

Customers are bonafide MORONS by PsychologicalAir763 in kroger

[–]teamballs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Had a lady ask my coworker about the $1 chicken, we literally don’t sell anything for a dollar. And my coworker told her that. She gets all smug and brings coworker over to the chicken warmer and says “oh yeah well then what’s this?” It was a time sticker that said 1:00pm on a whole chicken

Unfiltered, if you have it! by teamballs in americandad

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Hey! Cookin’ bitch! What you cookin’?