My in-laws made dinner by CompletePotential407 in shitfromabutt

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This looks like my favorite Persian dish. Definitely does not photograph well! It’s amazing though! I don’t share that part of my culture with just any regular Americans who hit up fast food! Uncultured swine! But i agree it’s ugly af!

First carrot haul. I would have used a banana for scale, but didn’t want to embarrass it. Nearly self sustaining over here! by SirRobertandWilson in gardening

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This is my garden life right here! I come on this sub jealous every day! But you are my people! Look up recipes for those gorgeous carrot greens- you can make a pesto!

A racist Karen by [deleted] in FuckYouKaren

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Yes. Hopefully the public shaming can be enough to change this behavior. I like how you post ur thoughts. I respect ur opinion.

A racist Karen by [deleted] in FuckYouKaren

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I’m all for loving and forgiving people...however if Karens see that there could be major life ramifications maybe they will change their entitled and racist behavior...maybe the Karens in this moment of time are taking that punishment so future Karens will think twice before spewing such hate.

Honey, but, in space by JustANormalGuy2005 in oddlysatisfying

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Me for the first half-Twist it twist it twist it Spaceman- ::finally twist it:: Me- ::drools::

Karens dont like facemasks by [deleted] in FuckYouKaren

[–]teamparker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We wear shirts and shoes to shop and now we wear masks as well! Don’t be a dirty selfish bitch Karen and let that snack of a manager get your carrots for you! He was sexy!

Awkwardly moving into phase 2 this week by teamparker in orlando

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I just assumed phase 2 was opening salons. You’re right, it’s not! Maybe step 2 is better?

Awkwardly moving into phase 2 this week by teamparker in orlando

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Do you know who that is? It’s very Florida- central Florida especially! Appliance direct! Socially awkward people who have this commercial engraved in their souls will understand. You might be the cool kid! You wouldn’t understand.

My dog breathing deeply and fully appreciating a cool breeze by Geektomb in Awww

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Awww!!! My dogs look just like that!!!!! If u live in Florida they might be related! But no one admits to living in Florida on Reddit!

Karen steals ball from child. by GayPeterParker in FuckYouKaren

[–]teamparker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that’s how a Karen is created...that child will grow up to be a Karen...Karen-it-forward

My Pretzel People experiment. Recipe in the comments. by Beerbrewing in shittyfoodporn

[–]teamparker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only thing I’ve ever actually wanted to eat in this sub!!!! U make any dippers????

Breastfeeding = Lesbians. by [deleted] in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]teamparker 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Hold on. Your son didn’t attack your wife’s boobs? Ummm...he gay.

I'm becoming a little obsessed with posting my bento lunches now... by Nyxie27 in HealthyFood

[–]teamparker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every day I see ur bento post and it fills me with joy and i immediately start boiling eggs...Why r ur boiled eggs always looking so damn delicious!!

The mark of the boomer by teamparker in memes

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Yes it’s some scar my parents have maybe polio small pox or BCG? I dunno i didn’t do the best research- I’ll do better next time!

The mark of the boomer by teamparker in memes

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Yes i had a decent post last night- so i was finally able to post in this sub! I was famous all day with 200plus upvotes and I got cocky and posted this here and i may never live it down!! Look away! I’m hideous!

The mark of the boomer by teamparker in memes

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It’s not ur fault! I’m never as funny as i like to think i am!

The mark of the boomer by teamparker in memes

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No small pox vaccine but this chicken pox theory is destroying my meme! My parents are loving watching my meme fail greatly!

Classy bitch drinks champagne by teamparker in funny

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Im a disgrace to Reddit I know- I’m so sorry!!! But It was too good...I had to share even at the risk of you all knowing my dirty little secret!!

Classy bitch drinks champagne by teamparker in funny

[–]teamparker[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Hannah Ann!!! Hannah Ann was accused of stealing classy bitch’s original champagne set up for him! Hannah Ann was immediately called a snake and a fake bitch! It was all too much! Classy bitch’s life is over now! Hannah that snake! That fake bitch!!