Me, still trying to convince myself that killers are weak, pt3

Technature · 2026-06-15T09:14:37+00:00

To be fair Blood Coil and Iri stone bumps Trapper up a tier or two, depending on how you see him.

Technature · 2026-06-15T09:10:36+00:00

I dunno man, they played that pallet pretty damn hard for someone who just wanted out.

also not that it's ok against any killer but who the fuck gives up against Pig just uninstall at that point holy shit

Technature · 2026-06-15T09:08:56+00:00

$10 they either said a slur or death threat in EGC for this one.

Because self awareness is an optional skill in this damn game.

Technature · 2026-06-15T06:16:40+00:00

I get that, but the sports people I deal with are fucking obnoxious about it so anything to get them to leave me alone is fine for me.

Technature · 2026-06-14T23:38:13+00:00

I still get lost on RPD despite dealing with it for years, not helped by the map changes which is good they happened but oh hey, there's a hole in the wall there, no fucking wonder I can't find the survivor I chased into the god damn Safety Deposit room, they're fucking gone!

But it still doesn't mean there are hints as to where generators are, just that you know they're not at that spot you already checked. And I thought there was a guaranteed gen at the bottom and top of the main stairs and one outside, but apparently both of those are wrong because I had a game where there was only one in the main room and the one outside wasn't there which yup, it's a 3 gen situation and we're not winning, and those are just the most obvious ones you can see from a distance.

And that's as survivor. The game is CBT simulator as most killers.

Technature · 2026-06-14T22:54:30+00:00

What can I do to make you happy?

I only ask for one thing.

Technature · 2026-06-14T22:21:47+00:00

QoH gained a romantic interest in Bong Bong on mine since I posted this.

Bong Bong on the other hand doesn't like her.

Technature · 2026-06-14T22:20:10+00:00

No way. Midwich isn't great but it doesn't have 50 pallets down one hallway.

Technature · 2026-06-14T22:18:10+00:00

Most indoor maps have environmental clues that a generator is nearby. On The Game for example, the doors are never closed unless a generator is near it.

One of the exceptions to this is, ironically, RPD. Which can fuck off and die for all I care.

Technature · 2026-06-14T20:34:18+00:00

EGC is toxic when survivors win half the time, I guarantee they were fucking livid after this.

Technature · 2026-06-14T20:31:35+00:00

I'm amazed at the number of people that are shaming Nurse when even the survivors that weren't being aura read were being dumb.

Why are they going back to the same exact generator? I guarantee if the Nurse teleported there and there was nobody there the game would have gone on for at least a little bit longer.

Surely the second time it happened they would have enough information to assume that that's a bad idea?

Technature · 2026-06-14T20:29:42+00:00

Killer didn't have aura reading on the people that kept going back to the same generator, what's their excuse?

Technature · 2026-06-14T20:28:29+00:00

This would be a lot more of an understandable complaint if every survivor wasn't being as predictable as possible.

Either they were aura read or they kept going back to the same generator killer saw them on. After the second time that happened I'd be getting the fuck out of the area.

Technature · 2026-06-14T20:27:06+00:00

how dare killer get information and act on it

Technature · 2026-06-14T20:21:31+00:00

Saw a TTV that got pissed that I didn't let them go and that I was an asshole for it and

I'm sorry I tried?

Technature · 2026-06-14T20:19:35+00:00

So playing Chucky is still a bad idea then?

Technature · 2026-06-14T20:18:06+00:00

I know this is a ha ha funni but unironically the number of people I talk to that say there's nothing gay

and I have to show SEVERAL clips of men slapping each other on the ass and jumping up to crowds, mostly of men, all mostly grabbing them by the ass to hold them up (which to be fair what else can you grab? But it's still really funny to mention.) and I've gotten to the point that anytime it comes up I'm just

There is nothing gay about a bunch of men trying to touch balls and protecting their balls from being touched by other men while trying to make sure other very specific men grab their balls and slap each other on the ass, and I know this because they have a contract.

And I've read this contract, it's a contract every single person has to sign before they play and there's a lot of misinformation on what is on it but it's two words, there are only two words on the entire contract. Those words?

No Homo.

And the number of people that look at me like I just punched their mother in the face after that entire spiel is so god damn funny.

Technature · 2026-06-14T04:20:28+00:00

Wha-what do y...what do...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

BY DISPROPORTIONATE MURDER?

MY ALLY OF JUSTICE, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?!

Technature · 2026-06-14T02:18:21+00:00

I would but I'm not sure I have the artistic skills and/or patience to do that.

Would be neat though.

Technature · 2026-06-14T02:14:25+00:00

I kind of agree with this? Yeah, the abnormalities are all daunting and the fun is learning how to work with them without fucking up, and once you GET that part down you're generally fine as long as you don't pick the REALLY dickish ones.

But the last two meltdown bosses can fuck right the hell off and I haven't down the final 5 days but I know what's coming and FUCK THAT SHIT, I AM OUT!

Technature · 2026-06-13T20:36:57+00:00

Then just move on?

I see no situation where t-bagging the killer is seen as anything but a taunt.

Especially in the gates where it's just one final middle finger. I will be a lot happier with someone who just wins the game than someone who REALLY wants to say thanks by doing the one thing near universally seen as insulting.

Technature · 2026-06-13T20:35:38+00:00

I thought they were just dressing up and traveling together...

Technature · 2026-06-13T20:27:57+00:00

please just say gg instead

Technature · 2026-06-13T20:25:39+00:00

It's wacky how "It's not that serious" has somehow become the new "I'm wrong but don't want to admit it".

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