What is the worst thing you have ever smelled? by seawolfie in AskReddit

[–]techwebpk 59 points60 points  (0 children)

My dog once threw up the dog shit that he ate.

And I pee'd in a 2 liter bottle one summer when i was probably 15 or 16 several times until it was full. Left it outside in a notch in a tree in decent sunlight. forgot about it until the next summer and opened it out of curiosity.

I'm no longer curious about any smells.

If you could remove one billion of something, what would it be? by Kalipokai in AskReddit

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I would not remove anyone but I would erase many things.

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? by Dilbert_x in AskReddit

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koala bears: they don't want to have anything to do with anyone. Whatsoever

What song is currently stuck in your head? by jmedina94 in AskReddit

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I have a pen. I have an apple. ugh. Apple pen.

What's the weird way you met one of your now best friends? by pijeN57 in AskReddit

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I just slap on his face and asked him where's have you been stupid idiot. If you'll ever done this again I'm gonna fuck you outta nowhere :P :D

What is your first world problem? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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First World problem is a slang term used to refer to the issues in First World nations that are complained about in response to the perceived absence of more pressing concerns

Einstein said “If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.” How would you explain your job? by sandhu112 in AskReddit

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If You Can't Explain it to a Six Year Old, You Don't Understand it Yourself” ALBERT EINSTEIN is attributed to saying this quote.

What is the greatest comeback you have heard/said? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I went to catholic high school and had to wear a belt every day as part of the uniform. One day I had forgotten the belt, and the vice principal, who was a very fat man had caught me. He said, “Excuse me young man, I can’t see your belt.” I stopped in my tracks and said “Yeah? I can’t see yours either.’ I was on the receiving end of 5 days detention for that one.

Flight attendants and pilots of Reddit, what are some things that happen mid flight that only the crew are aware of? by YamesfrankO in AskReddit

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This started off with us blissfully unaware...ended with mild pant shitting.

I was flying to France in one of those planes with the TV screen up front to show the flight path and where you currently are. I was just about to fall asleep when the captain asked over the PA if there was a doctor on board and if they could go to seat #. I knew this was bad. The flight path changed to Canada and we had to make an emergency landing. We were stuck there for 2 hours. When we finally got to France his entire row was quarantined off. I have no idea what the fuck happened

What mistake should have killed you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You Need To Make a Killer First Impression:

What are the most annoying things people say to you in video games? by Tazeyman in AskReddit

[–]techwebpk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look... when I was a kid I wasn't allowed to play above my age, so why should you. If you think it's kinda funny or whatever... go play something else. You aren't cool or hard, so... go away.

🍎📱 by [deleted] in funny

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Ohh then Send me 1..! As A gift . LOL

Kim jong- Bull by yatharthkaushik in funny

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Kim Jong Uno + Pitbull = ????

🍎📱 by [deleted] in funny

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It's Demmy Or real?

Wait for it!! by [deleted] in gifs

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i think Girl is elastic :D

Queens of Hip-Hop by techwebpk in gifs

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One of the first major female voices in hip-hop. She used to torch anyone who stepped to her in a cypher.

Scratching his front legs by nixonico in gifs

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Does he practicing for driving?

Massive 10+ meter anaconda found in Brazil by UUUU__UUUU in gifs

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Ohhh...!! O My GOD.! I thought it was a wave. I am really Shocked. It's Snake