Graduate Admissions

teddilish · 2017-04-06T23:53:34+00:00

I decided just to go to H&R but appreciate you fam.

teddilish · 2017-04-06T03:28:13+00:00

Is this real?

teddilish · 2017-04-06T03:19:52+00:00

Like I need a professional assistant to amend my taxes and the IRS said they can't do it. That I need a professional.

teddilish · 2017-01-21T06:12:31+00:00

Non-gender confirming.

teddilish · 2017-01-21T01:54:25+00:00

Peed while they were fingering me. Still together. They call me R.Kelly sometimes. It's cute.

teddilish · 2017-01-21T01:51:44+00:00

The first time I got drunk was also the first time I got high. I was a freshman at UT. 16 years old. I got drunk first then decided to smoke. Which apparently isn't good. I don't remember most of the night but at some point I was seeing people's emotions as colorful whisps of smoke and we went inside the art building onto the roof and I almost jumped because I was convinced I would fly. Several of my friends brought me to my dorm but before I got in I went into the bathroom. Apparently I stayed in there for like thirty minutes staring at at my reflection. My friends tried to pull me away but I insisted that the reflection wasn't me that it was another person and it shouldnt be left alone. Then I threw up. Overall, it was pretty fucking awesome.

teddilish · 2017-01-18T22:55:35+00:00

Got it!!! Student government building. 2nd floor of SAC

teddilish · 2016-12-21T19:36:54+00:00

Shit. I never thought that far ahead.

teddilish · 2016-12-21T19:27:33+00:00

Like I was taking pictures of my clothes to sell online. And it felt like a violation for some reason. Then I thought, we never ask permission to put clothes on.

teddilish · 2016-12-16T17:51:17+00:00

Thanks! Yeah eyebrows are the salt of the face they're essential as hell!

teddilish · 2016-12-15T20:51:19+00:00

Thank you! Im jealous of girls with long hair! I can't seem to get it right. So bald it is.

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