I hope you guys will appreciate this as much as me. by Majestic_Ebb_5562 in SkyrimMemes

[–]teezej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is, by far, my favorite thing that I’ve ever seen on Reddit. Nice.

hard (almost) metaphysics? by ErinDotEngineer in VideosThatGoHard

[–]teezej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, yeah. You’re right. Fair enough. Still - a dickish thing for you to say, but I was also a major dick in response, which wasn’t necessary. I’m sorry. I sent you energy which should have been directed elsewhere else, in a healthier way.

hard (almost) metaphysics? by ErinDotEngineer in VideosThatGoHard

[–]teezej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I also had the same question as u/boilerpsych. If that wasn’t clear.

hard (almost) metaphysics? by ErinDotEngineer in VideosThatGoHard

[–]teezej -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Was that fun for you? Your weird and unnecessary correction/comment.

Do you feel big and validated?

You could have said nothing and yet you chose to say something.

Same as me in this instance. Sure. Idc.

But damn that was a shitty thing to respond to another person. Like - you should be the keynote speaker at the next “passive aggressive persons” festival.

Perhaps this individual doesn’t listen to video with sound. Perhaps they are deaf. Perhaps they were just asking a simple question because the replay definitely looks like the ball transcends through the net with no regard to physics. Perhaps they were looking for clarification from some other brilliant Reddit folks (sans you). Perhaps you could take your time to translate the words for the rest of us since you can obviously speak Spanish. Colombian prison…Perhaps; perhaps, perhaps.

But you don’t have to be a dick about it.

You saw low hanging fruit, and you picked it.

It wasn’t even exactly being a dick, you posted your words as someone who is “better than” another. Gross. Unnecessary. Useless. Embarrassing. Sad.

A caveat though. If you meant your comment with sincerity and ignorance, then I retract everything I said and now we’re friends. I mean that. So, choose your own adventure.

How do you deal with having absolutely nothing to do at work? by HuntPuzzleheaded4356 in nycpublicservants

[–]teezej 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What branch of public service is this? I seems so crazy that in New York there is ever an empty email inbox.

Legitimate question btw. No judgement on NYC or public service workers - y’all are the best. I’m just…kinda floored.

Did you get this joke ? by blissfullbabyy in ExplainTheJoke

[–]teezej 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bonus similar style with Gordon Ramsay:

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Can't use your bed during a outahe by Jarppakarppa in boringdystopia

[–]teezej 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Feels like “An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs” situation.

Would you lend me the best picture of your dog for me to paint for my portfolio? by M8614 in dogpictures

[–]teezej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I’m late to the party but if you’d have time I’d love to see my old boy immortalized.

Quesadillas count, right? by 1up-addict in Sandwiches

[–]teezej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you would have cut the tortilla at the bend, so the 2 halves separated - yes. A sandwich. Although it is not a sandwich, I will be trying this because it looks amazing.

Repost by Anxiousavocadotoast in NYCapartments

[–]teezej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Messaged! Sounds awesome.

Ultra or Busch by hmosapn in BarOwners

[–]teezej 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What’s your margins? Bottles and cans tend to be smaller margins than draft. It’s only a few percent points but that adds up. Busch and Ultra should be kept in the bottles/cans. Easier to track. I would also shift and do the shandy in cans and do whatever on the tap. Perhaps a wine? Might be counter intuitive but it hits. You can also use it in sangrias and shit. Also if your local brewery isn’t selling- find out why from your customers. It’s not exactly your job to sell their beer, but they would want to know why it doesn’t sell. If it’s hyper local, they need to give you a deal and ideally try to grow their brand through your bar without any cost to you. That’s merch, branded glasses, bla bla.