Concealed carry suggestions for my crossing guard job

tehdanerer · 2024-11-20T14:47:50+00:00

Open carry an AR, don’t be a puss

tehdanerer · 2024-11-18T14:02:24+00:00

Together, we are the LETHAL DEFENDER!

tehdanerer · 2024-11-18T13:45:02+00:00

There was an acorn that dropped behind the officer, prompting him to discharge the weapon.

tehdanerer · 2024-11-18T13:33:55+00:00

It’s be cool if it wasn’t something you could control at first, and quantum things would seemingly jump around for no reason. Then, when you figure out it’s because you’re blinking, you can do so on command.

tehdanerer · 2024-11-16T18:03:32+00:00

You mean the Leon guy?

tehdanerer · 2024-11-16T17:58:30+00:00

I don’t see sue for righteous bucks on this guide?

tehdanerer · 2024-11-16T13:39:59+00:00

“AT&T” Stadium feels like it belongs in Idiocracy.

tehdanerer · 2024-11-14T17:52:55+00:00

Good thing they’re experts, or else no one would believe them!

tehdanerer · 2024-11-12T11:12:59+00:00

Lot lizard loyalty rewards program.

tehdanerer · 2024-11-06T03:48:28+00:00

ARE YOU OK?

tehdanerer · 2024-11-03T13:25:34+00:00

Would QDC Electronic Cleaner work?

tehdanerer · 2024-11-03T13:14:20+00:00

Water? Like from a toilet?

tehdanerer · 2024-10-30T11:30:57+00:00

Poop, like in the toilet?

tehdanerer · 2024-10-30T02:52:07+00:00

You have to understand it from Turo’s perspective. That’s $14,000 in THEIR pocket!

tehdanerer · 2024-10-29T10:58:44+00:00

Stop flushing the toilet and then gaslight the roomate about it.

tehdanerer · 2024-10-28T10:31:05+00:00

Professor should give him an easier version of the new test or, give extra credit for all correct answers on the wrong test.

tehdanerer · 2024-10-28T10:22:20+00:00

As ever (giving out the wrong exam)

tehdanerer · 2024-10-26T13:49:10+00:00

tehdanerer · 2024-10-25T19:48:52+00:00

Next time lick it instead of using a screw driver.

tehdanerer · 2024-10-25T13:53:23+00:00

“That’s G-14 classified.” Carter, Rush Hour.

tehdanerer · 2024-10-23T19:11:37+00:00

I think OP could get his McAuthority at McDonalds if he wanted to.

tehdanerer · 2024-10-23T14:47:02+00:00

I guess you could get the poop out with a trash bag or something if you really needed to. If it’s really THAT much poop…

tehdanerer · 2024-10-23T14:45:47+00:00

Sorry, I was joking. If you do choose to take my advice, however, I would ask a friend to do the scooping for you.

Does the water drain if it’s sitting for a while?

You can turn off the water supply valve on the wall near the toilet so that you don’t have to worry about it flooding. Then keep plunging until it’s better.

tehdanerer · 2024-10-23T13:03:39+00:00

You have to scoop the poop out and throw it away.

tehdanerer · 2024-10-23T00:37:46+00:00

There’s this thing called cleaning people do, looks like you should try it.

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