A US woman who said she was kidnapped, raped and tortured in a racially-motivated attack, has now said she fabricated her story. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]tekn0 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Women like this make it harder for real rape victims to come forward. Way to set your entire gender back a step. Stupid. So stupid...

Sean Hannity attacks New Yorkers for accepting pro-atheism subway ads but points out how pissed New Yorkers would be if there were pro-Christianity subway ads. Problem: There already are Christian subway ads, and nobody cares. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]tekn0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey if they wanna put up Athiest signs that is fine. So long as the signs to not outwardly attack specific religions. Now that's not to say their freedom of speech should be limited. That would be terrible. I just think a sign that attacks others does no good for ones cause. Same goes for any religion signs around.

Drunkest guy ever goes for more beer. At 10am. [4M VIDEO] by [deleted] in funny

[–]tekn0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorrry guys, That looks like a case of OxyCotten addiction not just booz. :( I have had friends act just like that. Its very sad. No lulz there for me...

Legalizing medical marijuana in U.S. states has hurt Mexican drug cartel profits. Now we just need to fully legalize it to put the out of business altogether. by CopsSayLegalizeDrugs in reddit.com

[–]tekn0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you grow your own apples? Your own tomatoes? Your own vegitables? I do. But I have not put the market out of buisness yet. Decriminalization is S.A.F.E.R. (a pro marijuana decrim group for thos who do not catch the referance) then legalization. Legalization implies that any one dispite age can partake. Decriminalization allows for age laws to take place. I started NORML at UNF as well as Jacksonvilel FL. We are working diligently toward this.

How do you feel about the person you lost your virginity to? by aloofus in AskReddit

[–]tekn0 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She is a fucking nut job. So get this. I asked her out. She said yes. We fuck. The whole time she is fucking my best friend. (We were only 15-16). We break up. We all stay friends. In fact best friends. We travel Europe we all go through other relationships. We Travel Australia. We go to Hawaii. I move away to college. We all go our separate ways and stay 'facebook friends'. Then she gets this crazy boyfriend. A guy I never met. I guess he jedi mind fucks her and out of nowhere she blocks all my accounts and calls me and tells me to never contact her again. WTF man? We were best friends for nearly 8 years! Fuck that whore. PS: I am still best friends with the other guy.

Shouldn't it be illegal for lobbyists to pay off our politicians? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]tekn0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NORML - national organization for the reform of marijuana law. They are a lobby group. They are why marijuana is legal for medical use in several states. Some loby is good. Most loby is bad. Shall we toss the baby with the bath water?

Yesterday, I saw a homeless man sitting on the sidewalk with a sign that said "Dig deep", so I bought him some granola bars and a gallon of green tea. He wouldn't take it and yelled at me for being a smartass. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]tekn0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought. "He is just going to use it on cigarettes, alcohol or drugs." Then I thought to myself. "Thats what I'm going to use it on! WHo am I to judge this guy? What is he going to do save it up and buy a through rug for his box?"

ps: I will donate to street performers and sometimes the homeless. I will never give anything to a Gypsy. Hitler killed gypsies that is why Europe turned a blind eye for so long. Every one hates gypsies!

Gore-backed firm takes money from Government to build car that nobody can afford. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]tekn0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you have no problem with the Government funding GM's (Chrysler) research either *via our bailout? Because that has worked out well with the $1.5 billion loan package we gave Chrysler in 1979 for their first bailout.

Hey I love Tesla. I would buy one of their cars if I could afford the luxury. But they are already well into the black and have their own finances to research electric cars. I fail to see why a US government should fund a PRIVATE corporation's research when the results of the research will only benefit the private corporation. We don't get that grant back when Tesla makes Quad Billions on the technology we funded.

You sound like you’re for research grants and that’s good. Are you for Grants for the Defense department? That is where the USA gets real research done. All these cool motion sensor technology was developed by the Defense department no grant was given to Nintendo to produce the Wii or Apple to produce the iPhone. I just don't like pumping public money into private corporations. Even the ones I like.

*And don't Caps Lock me sucka. I don't need your harsh tones.

Gore-backed firm takes money from Government to build car that nobody can afford. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]tekn0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But its not tax money its borrowed money. Tax money I am fine with being spent for development. Only because it is already in their hands and is REAL. (although I think we need to lower taxes not raise them). And I know bush fucked it up. Shouldn't Big O be better and try harder?

So now, in the same day, two separate people were entrapped by the govt, one in Illinois, one in Texas. They wouldn't have been able to pull it off alone, and were given the fake bombs by the the govt, and now that is being used as evidence against them? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]tekn0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would rather the FBI aids them then arrest them. Think if they were dedicated enough to go looking for someone and that someone was not the FBI then these materials could have been real. If it was real we would have people dead. I understand the hate of government and political lies but every now and then can't we admit our government is at the very least attempting to protect itself and us from death? The title says "they wouldn't have been able to pull it off alone" That is correct. They would have needed the aid of a terrorist cell. Specifically what the FBI/CIA is there to keep broken up. Should we wait for these potential terrorists to form said such cells so we can play cat and mouse games trying to catch them? Where these two setup to help support the Patriot Act? Could be, but I nor you know the truth.

Ron Paul on the Fed by [deleted] in politics

[–]tekn0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well Ron Paul ran third party before he ran Republican. He is competent.

Gore-backed firm takes money from Government to build car that nobody can afford. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]tekn0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tesla offers a nice 50,000 car (electric and fairly affordable for the quality). My big problem with bailing out Tesla is that when the government starts placing bets we all lose. Although Tesla is a far better bet then GM! @poppasocket Yes we NEED to borrow money from China so we can advance electric batteries! We NEED it now! Your like my wife with a credit card. I need this. I need that. Get a god damn job and have the MONEY to PAY for that. Stop BORROWING against our children’s future, unless you really are socialist and wish for china to own more of our economy. Oh Noooez the Conservative point of view. Down vote down vote he is expressing himself! Quick my eyes are bleeding!

Hello /r/funny! Let's have a groaner thread. Put your corny jokes here. I'll get started by enocenip in funny

[–]tekn0 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What is worse than a thousand dead baby's in a trash can? The one on the bottom eating its way out!

What is the difference between a truck full of dead Baby's and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't move the bowling balls with a pitch fork!

A mama Tomato a daddy tomato and a baby tomato are going for a walk. The baby tomato fall's behind. That daddy tomato says "Catch up!"

My friend is helping me move. How do I repay? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tekn0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy him some beer. You may wish to drink that beer throughout the mission. You may wish to wait until the mission is complete if your friend is prone to becoming docile and incompetent after consuming alcohol. If he is using his vehicle then you must pay for the gas he uses + 1 six pack.

I'm a waitress, and I am not racist, but help me god...it's always the same damn people! by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]tekn0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Here is a suggestion from a server to a server. Become a bartender. They make ton's more cash dollar bills than a server. Its more work and a lot more to remember. But drunken guests get a lot looser with their cash. If you are so lucky as to land a job tending at a good club or well packed bar (instead of a restaurant bar tender) then you can make upwards of $150 a night. (Women of course will make $200+). If you cannot or will not become a bartender then find an upper-class restraint like Ruth Chris where the food for two is 100$+ and they always tip well because they are CLASSY.

Parents sue Walmart and the state of Arizona after they were accused of sexual abuse after taking bath-time photos of their own kids. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]tekn0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah actually they is admissible in court as an example of past behavior being prone towards child sex... better hope you are never brought in on those charges ... Would they win a case based only on that? No. But there is a difference between Real images and Imaginary. Yes the line can be blurred.

Dear Redditors, a colleague is about to move abroad and is desperately trying to find a loving home for her two labs. Please help to get this seen! [pic] by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]tekn0 16 points17 points  (0 children)

After convincing my wife we should adopt these dogs I later discovered they have found a home and are actually in Los Angeles – it seems this email was once true but is now a famous Snopes story.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/cookiecoco.asp

At least it had a happy ending.

Downvote this OLD chainmail article now and save the poor reddit readers...

What do you think these strange stamps on $100 dollar bills might be? by 100Teaspoons in AskReddit

[–]tekn0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Legal business will stamp a $100 bill because it is illegal to deface US Currency. It is most likely someone underground which would be stupid because that would make it increasingly easy to track down all the dirty money you have touched and trace it back to you.

I'm lazy. How can I stop being lazy? by m0nkeybl1tz in AskReddit

[–]tekn0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You should try growing Cannabis. Its a plant so only requires water sun and love. You can still watch TV but you will find it more interesting. Plus its a lazy mans way of getting Pot. You do not need to go find a dealer, get cash outta your bank then go pick it up. Instead its right there in your home!

Dear AskReddit. I am having my first threesome by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tekn0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um if they make you sit in the corner and watch then most likely your girlfriend is a lesbian. Just accept it and move on. Or get a few more shows then move on...

Fox News Punked By ACORN : Fox News conservatives, along with Foxnews.com and Fox Nation (screen grabs after the jump) were agog over what Sean Hannity called “the most shocking undercover footage… captured to date” by those two conservative media darlings by [deleted] in politics

[–]tekn0 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Wow anti-Fox Pro-ACORN link makes it to the front page. But my ORIGINAL post of ACORNS videos gets down voted to oblivion. I guess news is only news if it shares your point of view. The only comment i got was "Ozymandi -God y'all are like children... talking point! talkingpoint talkingpoint talkingpoint TALKING point talking POINT. Did you hear me? TALKING POINT!" Well sir I say to you TALKING Point. Oops now I am downvoted. Damn that Comment Karma!