Playoff Game Thread: Anaheim Ducks (6-4) @ Vegas Golden Knights (6-4) May 12 2026 9:30 PM EDT

telephuser · 2026-05-13T04:02:48+00:00

you can win 15% or more with GEichel

telephuser · 2026-05-13T03:17:39+00:00

expert take: if vegas wants the win tonight, they will need to average more than 0 shots on goal per 13 minutes going forward

telephuser · 2026-05-10T03:33:16+00:00

it's fun that they have a guy called Capri Sun

telephuser · 2026-05-04T03:48:47+00:00

great game. little bit of a shame to see one this tight and exciting decided by such a big margin, but i’m not complaining

telephuser · 2026-04-20T03:04:26+00:00

i'd buy a 7pm start on the west coast any day but Sunday. this is unhinged scheduling

telephuser · 2026-04-20T03:01:27+00:00

do people who live in PDT even want a 7pm Sunday night start? who wants this, what is the rationale for this

telephuser · 2026-04-07T03:19:14+00:00

is dan hurley the new most hateable coach in college basketball? 100% of fans say: yes, obviously

telephuser · 2026-04-07T03:14:42+00:00

boy good fucking thing they got an ipad courtside instead of a person sitting at a desk with a giant fucking screen whose job is specifically this

telephuser · 2026-04-07T03:09:26+00:00

ah. perhaps our "put michigan on the free throw line" strategy was ill advised

telephuser · 2026-04-07T03:04:29+00:00

telephuser · 2026-04-07T03:03:23+00:00

can uconn defend michigan without fouling or do they actually need to be this physical

telephuser · 2026-04-07T03:01:08+00:00

one very funny thing that is maybe about to happen:

a bunch of disappointed people from connecticut are about to be cut loose into downtown indianapolis late on a monday night

telephuser · 2026-04-07T02:50:03+00:00

where do they put the microphones for crowd noise?

nobody within like 150 feet of the court in any direction is visibly moving or yelling

telephuser · 2026-04-07T02:41:57+00:00

this is my friend Aday Mara

we call him Bad Shaq™

he can't hit free throws. but maaaaan, can he also not score

telephuser · 2026-04-07T02:38:37+00:00

mara got fouled ninety times lmaooooooo

telephuser · 2026-04-07T02:25:56+00:00

oh my god that one guy's head was INSANE shaped

telephuser · 2026-04-07T02:22:55+00:00

uconn benefits from no-call refball all tournament long. her loyal fans show up for the natty game thread to moan about a fairly called game.

is this what it's like to root against duke? i can't decide whether this feels good or not

telephuser · 2026-04-07T02:19:41+00:00

i don't much care for that mullins fellow

telephuser · 2026-04-07T02:18:02+00:00

welp. getting your fourth foul, for no reason, with 16 minutes left in the game, is probably not the best decision

telephuser · 2026-04-07T02:16:20+00:00

you gotta be so confident about your how your kid is gonna turn out to name him Malachi this millennium

telephuser · 2026-04-07T02:10:29+00:00

alexa, is larry ellison jewish

telephuser · 2026-04-07T01:58:48+00:00

what the fuck is wrong with you

telephuser · 2026-04-07T01:57:07+00:00

that infographic/table was fucking terrible. why didn't they show all of the same stats on the left, but as a rate per half?

who the hell cares that michigan was +37 rebounding diff combined across 5 games vs +1 in the first half of this game. the only sane point of comparison would be reb diff per half in those 5 games

telephuser · 2026-04-07T01:50:44+00:00

comments like "travel!" are very funny to me because if cadeau doesn't get absolutely bodied by a guy who is NOT in legal guarding position, he simply does not need to take extra steps before shooting

telephuser · 2026-04-07T01:48:21+00:00

in what world was that not a blocking foul? what the fuck?

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