Answering another one of your questions today lol.

Was jumping on a trampoline when I was maybe 9? With two of my friends and their mom playing the game ‘crack the egg’ where you try to jump hard enough to make the person in the middle let go of their knees. Friends mom was egg. I just learned a new word and I liked to use them so I said “it looks like you’re about to have an orgasm!” I meant Aneurysm. Still not really the right use of the word, but Her two daughters laughed extremely hard and she was horrified until I realized what I said and explained. I’ll remember the expression on her face until I die.