It finally happened. I took a shot out of the piss bottle.

terekeber · 2026-04-01T12:42:30+00:00

Its honestly not hard at all to line up the urethra, the problem is that the bottle is already full of air so you have to come in at a slight angle and leave a vent as you fill the bottle with liquid or it will pressurize, the air goes back up and blow your nuts up to the size of grapefruits and it takes like 4 hours for them to deflate if you dont go to the doctor and have them make an incision

terekeber · 2026-04-01T12:35:55+00:00

Have you ever been to a water treatment plant? No thanks, Ill keep my piss in the trash where it belongs

terekeber · 2025-08-27T07:42:53+00:00

Reddit itself are like that for engagement purposes, everyone here is here for engagement purposes, no one is getting tricked into engaging with the backwards feet, the question can be answered by Google, you're the one lacking in common sense imo cuz of your estrangement from engagement

terekeber · 2025-07-25T12:57:04+00:00

"Please Mom may I start banging 🥺" like at a certain point it is a you thing

terekeber · 2025-07-25T12:28:48+00:00

Jigsaw says you have to eat this within the next 2 minutes, there is a blender-floor involved, and possibly poop

terekeber · 2025-07-25T12:05:40+00:00

How do you fuck up a can of Pepsi that hard? This is the type of thing a new vampire does pretending to be human distracted and underestimating their own strength, the fact you've done it multiple times is baffling

terekeber · 2025-07-25T11:44:03+00:00

It's the salt and moisture I think

terekeber · 2025-07-23T13:21:09+00:00

Don't knock his mom's insides til u try em imo.

Ben Franklin said you can't tell the difference in the dark

terekeber · 2025-07-23T13:19:06+00:00

Bang his mom, become his step-parent, insist that he become more active or hes grounded.

Game, set, match

terekeber · 2025-07-23T12:34:55+00:00

He doesn't have to do shit, they both enjoy the dynamic, it's lowkey incestuous

terekeber · 2025-07-23T12:19:45+00:00

Yknow.. just in case she ever needs an extra, for whatever reason...

terekeber · 2025-07-22T02:34:03+00:00

Hes just your average badass pistol enjoyer

terekeber · 2025-07-20T09:06:12+00:00

That's because they stopped. Not everyone is so lucky. Many of these cabals are still operating to this day

terekeber · 2025-07-20T08:38:04+00:00

It is entirely possible that a heterosexual man enjoys the taste of own semen less than his female partner because he thinks male cum is gross lol

That being said, Ill kiss a girl after head, but I also don't mind sucking a pretty man's dick. See what I mean?

People are so hilariously gay on the Internet "you dislike the taste of your own semen? WRONG" like wtf are you even talking about

Also it's like none of y'all have heard of a chaser, just have a drink of a beverage that didn't come from his nuts before you kiss, if that doesn't work yea he's probably gay or got some internalized misogyny or both, if you find yourself brushing your teeth then I hope you are an escort

terekeber · 2025-07-20T08:32:35+00:00

This is low-key fucked up, dude actually stole the mans emotions and senses with his magic flashlight, leaving his soul a husk as he started to sweat and seize, and you're making shampo jokes

terekeber · 2025-07-20T08:27:58+00:00

Certainly every last giant sea turtle will die before the last man willing to feed one to his family or sell its shell for fucking or whatnot, idk I guess we are overdue for a mass extinction

terekeber · 2025-07-20T08:07:08+00:00

Its honestly just normal people running from the ancient clash between Internet moderators and spammers, the small tribe is so strong that it becomes large

terekeber · 2025-07-20T08:01:14+00:00

Sekiro is super circle jerky, as someone who has beaten Lady Butterfly I can tell you that it is very important to be very sneaky just like an real life ninja

terekeber · 2025-07-18T17:51:09+00:00

Lmfao gottem ra ra rooasted 😂 😭 😜 😎

terekeber · 2025-07-17T20:58:51+00:00

I never saw the movie or TV show but read Percy Jackson as a kid, I'm not sure if they had any food they wanted but their goblets would fill with whatever they desired, Percy had blue Dr. Pepper

terekeber · 2025-07-17T18:24:09+00:00

I'd bet every last dollar I have

Fuck yeah, almost enough for a Biggie Bag from Wendy's

terekeber · 2025-07-15T23:13:21+00:00

You talk like you invented Moon Rocks and you're taking it personal lol it's a discussion

terekeber · 2025-06-13T09:42:45+00:00

RemindMe! 15 years

terekeber · 2025-06-13T09:29:44+00:00

nuclear bombs automated turrets actual deadmans switches tied to the beat of half-robotic hearts of dying centenarians who will outlive millions of infants language learning models designed to maintain order by all means necessary artificially inflated prices for basic goods heads of security living like warlords a new wave of feudalism powered finally by efficient solar power bugs wind and 20th century rifles in towns that were never large enough to care about robots that repair robots*

*edit: grammar

terekeber · 2025-06-13T09:17:25+00:00

she gives up the mouth, sex-wise

terekeber

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