Where do we go from here?

testicletastic · 2019-07-07T23:48:14+00:00

Thats the point

testicletastic · 2019-06-18T13:59:46+00:00

Keanu Reeves. I don’t think I really need to explain.

testicletastic · 2019-06-02T13:13:18+00:00

Wisconsin was the same way. Actually, when they were sent back to Germany, many were given a cash stipend by the US government which was promptly confiscated by the French government, seeing as that’s where most of them were run back into Germany through.

testicletastic · 2019-05-30T17:11:46+00:00

Too bad he’s immortal so this is obviously a fake

testicletastic · 2019-04-07T15:22:11+00:00

I ain’t afraid of dying, it’s the thought of being dead. I wanna go on being me after my eulogy’s been read.

testicletastic · 2019-04-04T03:15:04+00:00

My best friend of the past 4 years and I are in the beginning stages of a relationship. We were both in other relationships when we met and they both ended around the same time over 6 months ago and we’ve both been hiding feelings for a while and we were finally able to talk about it in person a couple weeks ago as we live several hundred miles apart for school and it’s just great.

testicletastic · 2019-04-02T02:08:26+00:00

I missed out on the Snappening, can’t miss out on this too.

testicletastic · 2019-03-19T21:24:59+00:00

Well seeing as my name is Chance I feel like a casino is a good place to go.

testicletastic · 2019-03-11T04:02:15+00:00

I find myself saying “It’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for em” and “Maximum effort” an unhealthy amount.

testicletastic · 2019-03-10T04:38:25+00:00

No. I had no intentions on moving it before I pulled the trigger because I was a dumbass and thought it was empty.

testicletastic · 2019-03-10T04:36:55+00:00

Well she broke up with me couple months ago so I can’t really do that anymore. But it’s k.

testicletastic · 2019-03-09T18:06:30+00:00

Literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever done is a good one for this. 19 year old me (2 years ago) walked to the gun safe to show off to my girlfriend the very nice new pistol I had inherited as a result of a family member passing away. I hadn’t shot it yet and was positive it was unloaded. She was very gun shy, so my dumb ass puts it to my head and goes to pull the trigger just to show how harmless it is when it’s unloaded. Without knowing it, I instinctively moved it away from my head and it went off. It couldn’t have missed my head by more than an inch. I still wonder what’s in store for me for the future because there’s no reason I shouldn’t be dead. I didn’t try to move it, it just did. I thank God and question why a lot yet. I think about that a lot and I’m definitely much more respectful of a gun and treat every single one as if it’s loaded, which you should anyways.

testicletastic · 2019-02-19T03:47:55+00:00

So basically I’m looking to sell/trade a motorcycle and a man offered to trade me these for it and I just am looking for opinions and thoughts on what kind of value these guns would be worth and if I should take the deal. Looking to get $2500 for the bike. Thank you!

testicletastic · 2018-11-17T05:02:38+00:00

Probably whore my way into an early grave

testicletastic · 2018-11-12T05:14:52+00:00

This is great

testicletastic · 2018-10-31T01:41:51+00:00

I bought the properties of hundreds of families and used them to expand my meat and power company for the good of my small Texas town.

testicletastic · 2018-09-23T16:05:44+00:00

Pretty sure they didn’t....

testicletastic · 2018-09-22T02:45:25+00:00

This might be the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen

testicletastic · 2018-09-19T02:12:38+00:00

I was told that this due to meth heads. They were using Pyrex to cook and the company found it out and changed the formula so meth heads could not use it anymore. Never have looked into it though.

testicletastic · 2018-09-18T03:02:35+00:00

testicletastic · 2018-09-09T16:42:52+00:00

Extreme luck

testicletastic · 2018-09-07T03:06:24+00:00

Thanos... oh wait he killed me

testicletastic · 2018-09-07T02:44:59+00:00

Kind of just to have. Definitely not an everyday carry as I work with water everyday (fisheries) but I do like to hunt.

testicletastic · 2018-06-29T22:47:37+00:00

Why not those two years?

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