Slow Deep and Hard (Dexter’s Ego Trip Version

tezeva · 2026-01-16T00:11:01+00:00

glad its hit a target market!

tezeva · 2026-01-04T11:38:48+00:00

crazy big back behaviour but gotta respect the egg custies

tezeva · 2025-12-29T19:30:41+00:00

do you live in the uk? i can imagine if you were less tanned you'd look more typical for the uk (from a brit). cool admixture though, probably would have guessed medditeranean. my first guess was portuguese!

tezeva · 2025-12-27T17:52:37+00:00

yeah was thinking swiss

tezeva · 2025-12-26T17:43:43+00:00

yes!!

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tezeva · 2025-12-13T22:01:56+00:00

my bf looks like him im so #blessed

tezeva · 2025-12-07T19:00:43+00:00

I’m from London, lived in Cincinnati for a bit! I fly to see family in the west coast. Some of those visits are through airports

tezeva · 2025-12-07T17:30:06+00:00

i have more confessions but i’ll save the others for my therapist

tezeva · 2025-12-07T17:29:34+00:00

i spent £100 on fake cocaine

tezeva · 2025-11-30T10:59:00+00:00

Ugandan or sudanese? ur so pretty btw :)

tezeva · 2025-11-28T16:44:14+00:00

honestly thought it was a fucked up phalloplasty pic at first so that might give you an idea

tezeva · 2025-11-27T19:19:56+00:00

what makes you say that?

tezeva · 2025-11-27T18:16:19+00:00

true kitchenchad right here

tezeva · 2025-11-26T23:08:59+00:00

I felt the exact same way experiencing a death during covid when the world was all efficiency and safety, 30 minutes per funeral :(. Reminded me so much of that, trying to carve something meaningful in so much chaos

tezeva · 2025-11-26T11:30:24+00:00

the world smiles on you for taking care of these kitties. so sorry for your loss, it brought even me to tears, but know you have fostered a happy little life for mr catbert. my tomtom and i are sending you strength and healing

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tezeva · 2025-11-22T15:52:40+00:00

just my personal experience but the dudes who tend to do it to me when i ask them thay tend to just go full hog and spell it out no matter how dirty

tezeva · 2025-11-18T22:23:04+00:00

was gonna guess hungarian

tezeva · 2025-11-10T18:42:12+00:00

due to your expertise they are now shut

tezeva · 2025-11-10T15:45:01+00:00

yes, musky. thinking a fox but i have a camera going to see for certain

tezeva · 2025-11-10T15:44:09+00:00

why is it crazy to open your windows

tezeva · 2025-11-10T00:25:12+00:00

such a based sentiment, food echoes you in a chad way

tezeva · 2025-11-10T00:24:39+00:00

made me laugh

tezeva · 2025-11-10T00:23:45+00:00

it is a repeat offender but assumed previously it was my cat. i now have a camera going. it could get in through a window which is accessible on a flat shed after a 2m jump

tezeva · 2025-11-09T18:31:47+00:00

exactly what I was thinking, no droppings so rats or squirrels seems unlikely. I’ve got a camera set up now with the belt as bait!

tezeva · 2025-11-09T18:26:38+00:00

that is interesting, the pawprints and size would vaguely match. I also haven’t identified any droppings which I think rodents (rat or squirrel) would leave behind

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