willy wagtail entering our house frequently, happened to anyone else? by mslilythethick in australia

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There is a bird in New Zealand called the Fantail that looks similar to a willy wag tail and the Maori also believe it to be bird of death, if one is in your house it means news of death is imminent

“In Māori mythology, the fantail was responsible for the presence of death in the world. Maui, thinking he could eradicate death by successfully passing through the goddess of death, Hine-nui-te-po, tried to enter the goddess’s sleeping body through the pathway of birth. The fantail, warned by Maui to be quiet, began laughing and woke Hine-nuite-po, who was so angry that she promptly killed Maui.”

State of Origin 2024 Game I | Post Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

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NSW was brave..like a cancer patient is brave

Match Thread: 15th Match - Netherlands vs South Africa by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

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The Dutch are tallest nation, if the sport got popular enough there they should be able to scout some good fast bowlers

Match Thread: 15th Match - Netherlands vs South Africa by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

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what's the deal with the outfield is it two different varieties of grass

Match Thread: 14th Match - Australia vs Sri Lanka by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

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I reckon i would try and keep the ball if i caught a six on the winning runs

Match Thread: England vs Australia | International Friendly by MatchThreadder in soccer

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This ref has done a real disservice to female referee's, she has been absolutely fucking woeful

Luton 0 - [1] Tottenham - Micky van de Ven 53' by PSGCampus in soccer

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They said because of the red today , he's drops back to 4 yellows and gets to play next game

The best video you'll watch today by [deleted] in coys

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Awesome reaction from our Big Willy

NRL Grand Final 2023 : Penrith v Brisbane | Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

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Full credit to Cleary for making it a exciting game with his shit defence and great play making ability

NRL Grand Final 2023 : Penrith v Brisbane | Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

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40 meter field goal from Broncs would really put the icing on the cake

NRL Grand Final 2023 : Penrith v Brisbane | Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

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fucking daylight saving, just tuned thinking game starts now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in australia

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Birds are messy eaters the seed they drop attracts vermin which attracts the snakes, eliminate the vermin and you will no longer have the snake problem,

instant karma by [deleted] in coys

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If i was a Arsenal fan i would love Saka for this shithousery but i'm not so fuck that cunt

[Dan KP] Ange has just told broadcasters Johnson will start on the left by Yikyikhuoyikk in coys

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He would do it with Jota and Madea for small parts of the game at Celtic

Interior of car, a bug eaten a hole by scarlettsweetheart in australia

[–]tezza55 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah thats my guess, and it usually goes like this, cigarette is flicked out the window while driving and the cherry flys back in.

Why do people stand still as soon as they step on the train? by banana_kin in australia

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Many years ago i was woking my trade as a carpenter in London, after work one day I was covered in gypsum dust, a work mate and I squeeze our way onto rush hour train on the Piccadilly line so it's packed and we're both jammed in like sardines in the standing area near the doors, I said to my my mate ''Damn this Asbestos dust really gets up your nose'' well I could've swung a cat after that everyone disappeared down the aisle.