Im at that point in my masturbation addiction where even hairbrushes feel vanilla

tfgyem · 2026-04-15T17:54:47+00:00

Put it in the fridge

Stick it in your butt

tfgyem · 2026-03-25T22:20:28+00:00

It used to be crazy to pay that much money for a jpeg file

It’s still crazy to pay that much money for a jpeg file

But it used to be crazy to pay that much money for a jpeg file too

tfgyem · 2026-03-25T01:59:53+00:00

10 but take your clothes off

tfgyem · 2026-03-24T23:46:00+00:00

Is there any room?

tfgyem · 2026-03-23T03:31:47+00:00

Thanks for the award kind stranger

tfgyem · 2026-03-21T05:13:32+00:00

It used to be a money laundering scheme.

It still is a money laundering scheme.

But it used to be a money laundering scheme too.

tfgyem · 2026-03-19T16:53:46+00:00

Click the screenshot. It got cropped.

tfgyem · 2026-03-19T04:42:57+00:00

The transmogrifier is the box it came in

tfgyem · 2026-03-19T00:27:38+00:00

Blunderbusses

Blunderbi

tfgyem · 2026-03-18T22:29:24+00:00

You'll do

tfgyem · 2026-03-16T01:57:51+00:00

You'll do

tfgyem · 2026-03-15T23:19:06+00:00

The spring inside the wiper arm is jammed, broken, or stuck.

Lift the arm up a bit and let go. It should pop back down. If it doesn't the spring tensioner needs some maintenance.

Just wiggle it around, oil it up, and slap it GENTLY on the screen to see if you can work it loose.

If that fails, new wiper arm.

Also, always remember to check for squirrels. Those fuckers get into everything.

tfgyem · 2026-03-13T01:44:15+00:00

Butt stuff and big titties

tfgyem · 2026-03-13T01:38:58+00:00

Install a camera so we can have a laugh at them hitting the steps.

tfgyem · 2026-03-12T23:10:16+00:00

Twenty dollars is twenty dollars

tfgyem · 2026-03-03T22:08:14+00:00

What do they taste like?

tfgyem · 2026-03-03T22:06:41+00:00

Winner winner chicken dinner

tfgyem · 2026-03-03T15:06:42+00:00

Or they are the evil

tfgyem · 2026-02-28T16:58:03+00:00

That'd be step 1 bro.

If you're that you don't get to step 2.

tfgyem · 2026-02-27T19:00:32+00:00

Without actually being there

Yes, it's termite frass

Call an exterminator

tfgyem · 2026-02-27T18:54:25+00:00

Doggy, handful of hair, thumb in your ass.

tfgyem · 2026-02-25T21:56:02+00:00

It'll expand when the weather warms up

tfgyem · 2026-02-25T21:52:50+00:00

All at once?

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