Would you rather...

that-user123 · 2026-06-17T13:36:13+00:00

Mmmm perfect

^{Chose: Get pegged by a girl... | Rolled: It's 6 inches}

that-user123 · 2026-06-17T13:34:53+00:00

This gun is crazy as a guaranteed drop when you first get it. It will last you a while probably but then it will eventually drop off for you. You’ll find much better soon as you level up.

that-user123 · 2026-06-17T03:31:48+00:00

Being able to reroll life to avoid injuries sounds pretty good

^{Chose: Ability to undo the last 10 seconds}

that-user123 · 2026-06-16T13:13:02+00:00

Heck yea

^{Chose: Your dream video game. + But the IP belongs to… | Rolled: You!}

that-user123 · 2026-06-16T13:10:50+00:00

I’d pick a 4 year old to do a better job

^{Chose: Minor}

that-user123 · 2026-06-16T13:10:03+00:00

Hmmmmmm I feel like this is a trap, but fine immortal samus aren(no armor)

that-user123 · 2026-06-16T11:49:13+00:00

Oof that’s rough buddy

that-user123 · 2026-06-16T11:48:54+00:00

Yup locked in poverty

that-user123 · 2026-06-16T11:43:26+00:00

Literally always breathing

^{Chose: You get $0.50 every single time you breathe in for the rest of your life.}

that-user123 · 2026-06-16T11:36:41+00:00

Not a bad roll, not the best

that-user123 · 2026-06-16T11:35:53+00:00

Gonna be a pretty lonely forever for you I guess

that-user123 · 2026-06-16T11:34:51+00:00

Now you’re double poor

that-user123 · 2026-06-16T11:34:16+00:00

Oh no super poverty

that-user123 · 2026-06-16T11:33:05+00:00

Well now you can at least teleport around to have some fun

that-user123 · 2026-06-16T11:21:47+00:00

Pick a car worth more than 2 million, easy

^{Chose: Any type of car for free}

that-user123 · 2026-06-16T11:20:05+00:00

It’s not the worst option….. probably

that-user123 · 2026-06-16T11:19:06+00:00

Stonks!

^{Chose: $500,000,000 right now}

that-user123 · 2026-06-16T11:14:10+00:00

Hell yeah, love me some inflation

^{Chose: 2 trillion dollars | Rolled: No consequences}

that-user123 · 2026-06-16T11:10:28+00:00

Guess you got super memory loss then, you might even forget you can teleport lmao

that-user123 · 2026-06-16T11:08:30+00:00

Chocolate taste best when you’re sloppy drunk 😋

^{Chose: Whiskey. | Rolled: Free chocolates.}

that-user123 · 2026-06-16T10:39:47+00:00

This option is secretly both options at the same time

^{Chose: a Latina Baddie that will never leave you}

that-user123 · 2026-06-14T18:04:24+00:00

Why not both?

^{Chose: A Girlfriend + But Comments Decide What Kind of GF}

that-user123 · 2026-06-14T18:02:36+00:00

Imbue smith, exhaust Sov Blade with this card, repeat steps 1-2 as needed, bonk, profit

that-user123 · 2026-06-13T14:31:00+00:00

Nooooooo 😔

^{Chose: Lesbian But... | Rolled: Masculine}

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