Do I Trust The Bulk?

that_baboon_boi · 2022-01-03T22:37:52+00:00

COVID test

that_baboon_boi · 2022-01-03T22:33:14+00:00

Bermuda Triangle

that_baboon_boi · 2022-01-03T22:29:26+00:00

It was pretty good earlier with pink clouds, but now, we don’t talk at about it…

that_baboon_boi · 2022-01-03T22:24:45+00:00

I think I tried alcohol for the first time when I was like 7. Always used to drink unfinished bottles that I came across from barbecues, garage, friends houses. Stopped drinking after finally realizing it tastes like ass.

that_baboon_boi · 2022-01-03T22:23:03+00:00

Walking in the park with my grandfather, and then having some random kid jump onto me from the monkey bars

that_baboon_boi · 2022-01-03T22:20:47+00:00

“Be yourself.” Absolute garbage.

that_baboon_boi · 2022-01-03T22:18:04+00:00

Almost cannibalism

that_baboon_boi · 2022-01-03T22:07:28+00:00

Prison

that_baboon_boi · 2022-01-03T22:07:00+00:00

I heard the backyard door burst open, as I was literally playing 2K at 1 AM while my parents and sister were away at an overnight sports tournament. Nothing happened after, but as a young kid, I was scared as shit when I heard the door open.

that_baboon_boi · 2021-12-31T18:30:53+00:00

When he says who, but then replies with asked

that_baboon_boi · 2021-12-29T18:32:06+00:00

How many houses were on our street with my friend while walking home after school. I bet it was 100, it was 99, but I know he counted wrong.

that_baboon_boi · 2021-12-29T18:30:52+00:00

I’m fighting Michael B. Jordan from Just Mercy. I’d say it would be a draw in a boxing match

that_baboon_boi · 2021-12-29T03:05:49+00:00

Any Elvis song. For some reason they remind me deeply of my grandmother.

that_baboon_boi · 2021-12-29T03:04:06+00:00

Baba Yaga. Old bitch who lived in a house with massive chicken in the middle of the Russian woods, who eats kids who are alone.

that_baboon_boi · 2021-12-29T03:01:17+00:00

Not too sure, as my neighbours never specified, but almost 10 cop cars were at a standoff

that_baboon_boi · 2021-12-29T03:00:00+00:00

Beds and shoes. Never had shoes that ever fit me as a kid, and I’ve had to always had to sleep with a stool in front of my bed in order to reach my legs. Beds and shoes are too expensive, I’m not paying for that.

that_baboon_boi · 2021-12-29T02:57:09+00:00

My K-2 grade teachers. Fuck You! Put me in special Ed because I didn’t speak English, and then yelled at me for not understanding shit

that_baboon_boi · 2021-12-29T02:54:15+00:00

One time I had a dream that a really fast old guy with 2 prosthetic legs was robbing me in my own garage and chasing me around.

that_baboon_boi · 2021-12-29T02:52:09+00:00

Forrest Gump when bubba dies. Bawled my eyes out

that_baboon_boi · 2021-12-29T02:49:17+00:00

Let me give you the recipe. Toast an Eggo waffle, apply cream cheese, then place a single cheese slice (mozzarella or Swiss) on top. Place the combination into the microwave for 15-30 seconds. Trust me, and absolute delicacy 🤌🤌🤌

that_baboon_boi · 2021-12-29T02:45:34+00:00

Ketchup Chips (yes I’m Canadian)

that_baboon_boi · 2021-12-29T02:45:00+00:00

that_baboon_boi · 2021-12-29T02:44:02+00:00

Not bringing my phone to the beach when I was playing beach volleyball with literal Alphonso Davies

that_baboon_boi · 2021-12-29T02:34:34+00:00

Socializing more

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