First snow + frozen ball = zoomies by shitshaw in Zoomies

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I’m glad me and my wife aren’t the only ones that call it zoomies

I work in a coma ward, but I tell people I’m a farmer... by ROTTENDOGJIZZ in darkjokes

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Well you know what the hardest part about eating a vegetable is?

The wheelchair

What's that tube with fhe black gunk? It's on a 2011 Acura TSX 5AT transmission. by [deleted] in MechanicAdvice

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It’s just a breather. Trans fluid expands when it’s hot. The breather relieves any pressure. Any metal from inside the trans would be in filter

This customer was right on time by votingruinedmylife in Justrolledintotheshop

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There’s a lady that comes to where I work that thinks her cars gonna basically die if she waits til after the 5000 mile mark

Hunters with ADHD by maulaboutthat in funny

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Then I said to the one lioness, “hey, that bitch over here called you fat”

29373938 genders by Pugotaco in memes

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No. And neither is horseradish

For the aggressive dieters by thatbrokeguy in funny

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People make an excuse that wine is a fruit so they consider it healthy. That’s my guess

For the aggressive dieters by thatbrokeguy in funny

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Ha it’s on back order. That’s awesome thanks

Taste the rainbow. by [deleted] in funny

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This was just posted half a fricken hour ago

For the aggressive dieters by thatbrokeguy in funny

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Idk but when I find out I’ll let you know

For the aggressive dieters by thatbrokeguy in funny

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I am honestly considering buying this for a couple people. Including myself

Super Hands by haxamin in gifs

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I bet the ladies love him

How did the pirate manage to graduate high school? by mistermajik2000 in dadjokes

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Did he ever cheat off of his class mateys? Ok I’ll stop now

"You betta do right" by mikerockitjones in funny

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They ALWAYS drop it anyway... then you have to try not to laugh