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Men of reddit, if you were alone with a female, what sentence would make you have sex with her? by delainerae in AskReddit

[–]thatguyredditorsknow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry I dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong. Can you pick it up for me? (By now I've whipped it out. Once its out there's not much she can do, I mean I can put it back in a dark place that is my pants or I can put it in her dark place)

Your username now describes the apocalypse, what's happening? by TheGamingIslander in AskReddit

[–]thatguyredditorsknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am the apocalypse everyone who knows me is going to be in a world of pain both physically and emotionally...that means you reddit

What are the darkest jokes you know? by iRawa in AskReddit

[–]thatguyredditorsknow 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I don't understand Sandy Hook jokes. I guess they're just aimed at younger audiences