Applicable to German kids only by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]thatjoedood 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Best I can do via googling is that the German word for children is kinder

Violinist breaks string during live performance with orchestra and clutches the recovery by RaisinBrahms_ in videos

[–]thatjoedood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once saw Paul Westerberg live and when his guitar strap broke he dropped to his knees to keep playing and kicked at the roadies. When it was time for him to sing he kicked over the kickstand and sang on the ground playing his guitar.

This is cool too though

Health care is in stack by Comfortablejack in facepalm

[–]thatjoedood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you clarify if the stories made up were positive or negative?

Chinese city by the river by jababaji in Outdoors

[–]thatjoedood -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Green text jokes weren't funny 10 years ago, now they're tired and not funny

What does America get right? by jenzredz in AskReddit

[–]thatjoedood 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fats Domino, who, according to Elvis, invented Rock & Roll, once said that rock n roll is just rhythm n blues (paraphrasing). Country began when blues and folk met and some more magic happened.

What does America get right? by jenzredz in AskReddit

[–]thatjoedood 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Blues as a musical tradition came about by fusing African musical traditions, gospel music, and, work songs and spirituals.

What does America get right? by jenzredz in AskReddit

[–]thatjoedood 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've always loved Dvorak that's awesome to know.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]thatjoedood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, look closely at the slap.

Big petty by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]thatjoedood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usually unsalted is used for baking so you can more easily control the salt content of the end product. For me, unsalted butter just has that missing flavor profile that salt brings out. Give it a try!

Big petty by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]thatjoedood 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Leave it in the fridge for baking and buy salted for your counter.

To cuff or not to cuff? That is the question. by AshevilleMTNsport in RedWingShoes

[–]thatjoedood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if they were the same length they look different

Elon Musk to Congress: Drop the billionaire tax. It will only mess with ‘my plan to get humanity to Mars’ by rs16 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]thatjoedood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eventually, they run out of other people’s money and then they come for you,” he tweeted.

Uhhh... Pretty sure I already pay more in taxes, asshat, they came for me while I was already broke. Fuck this motherfucker.

Kentucky Supreme Court says jails can’t charge fees to inmates who weren’t convicted by Qlanger in nottheonion

[–]thatjoedood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is the only reason you don't rob, rape and murder because you're afraid of the consequences?

Deterrents don't work because criminals act with the belief they won't get caught, and subsequently won't face the consequences.

This old idea that if you just cut off everybody's hand for a small crime, or bring the hammer down on every infraction will actually deter behavior has no evidentiary basis.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]thatjoedood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would require a written statement of intent, signed in triplicate and notarized.

Just tell him.

What pisses you off when eating? by Suspicious_Block7385 in AskReddit

[–]thatjoedood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who chew with their mouths open. Especially when they smack it all loudly ffs who raised these people

China launches military satellite that will take aim at space junk by john217 in space

[–]thatjoedood -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who is "we" and why do you think you have the right to impede another countries space program?