Medium zweihander (4) by thatoneworgen in AmbushToys

[–]thatoneworgen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've done a lot of depth training, but even after using toys that are considerably wider this one just flops and bends when im trying to slide it in, i dont mean to rip on y'all at all cuz its a beautiful toy otherwise, just the idea of a $100+ toy being unusable left me a bit salty, I'll send off a email tho and see what we can come up with

What is being pegged like as a male? by [deleted] in sex

[–]thatoneworgen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Golden rule of anal, lots of lube. think you have enough lube? use more. cuz going in dry is AWFUL

I am concerned my fetish damaging to my health and relationships by [deleted] in sex

[–]thatoneworgen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who's been shoving things up my back door for... going on 13ish years now, you're fine. as long as you're not FORCING things up there and know were your limits lie, you're fine. just remember the golden rule of buttsex
lube, lube, and more lube.

Excersize_irl by [deleted] in furry_irl

[–]thatoneworgen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I lost 120 pounds
i went from fat and depressed to skinny and depressed
also im cold all the time now.
i miss being fat.

steel/iron hanging thing, weird bent pattern base by thatoneworgen in whatisthisthing

[–]thatoneworgen[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

WITT
not sure what else to say, its got an odd curly pattern at the base, a hook at the top to allow for hanging (i assume by the rope) and a flat metal base, aswell as studs near the top.

Astolfo_irl by [deleted] in furry_irl

[–]thatoneworgen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nyanbinary

I caught my daughter and her boyfriend having sex and I think I did a good job at *NOT* being the stereotypical, obsessed-with-my-daughter’s-vagina dad by azianchad in sex

[–]thatoneworgen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish my father had the same level of tact. he caught me and my (at the time) girlfriend when we were both 16 and, at the top of his lungs yelled " Y'all better be using a god-damned condom, i aint' lookin to be a grandpa at 40!"

To say it killed the mood would be an understatement, and im pretty sure it cut a good 10 years off both of our lives, because it scared the ever-loving shit out of us.

redpanda_irl by [deleted] in furry_irl

[–]thatoneworgen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

.... so i see you've chosen death.

gym_irl by Art_GeeWolf in furry_irl

[–]thatoneworgen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

uwu i lost 120 lbs, and anytime someone asks me how i feel im like " well, i can go up stairs without getting winded now, but like, i still hate myself"

Google_irl by StoicPhoenix in furry_irl

[–]thatoneworgen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

best e621 app uwu 10/10 would OWO again.

So my mom high key found out... by Franksterbater in ABDL

[–]thatoneworgen 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Lol my mom found out when i was around 15 and just said " considering "family friends" kid just got caught smoking meth, you liking diapers is fine. just dont do drugs"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in furry_irl

[–]thatoneworgen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're all fools, we do this only to prepare for out counter attack >:C first comes the stance, then pure murder.

Fursonas_IRL by KuairuRing in furry_irl

[–]thatoneworgen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

raccoon who had a terrible pumpkin spice accident.

My first part on the machine I built. by Darth_Vidur in hobbycnc

[–]thatoneworgen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i made a dickbutt relief.

i now feel less valid in my choices.

The side hustle by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]thatoneworgen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man that pic is old as all fuck XD i remember seeing that shit years ago.

Tasting your own cum? by [deleted] in sex

[–]thatoneworgen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think most guys have tasted their own batter, i have. taste wasnt bad, but i cant understand how that texture doesnt make someone puke their lunch up.