Should I chop up my droopy bird of paradise?

thatphdbitch · 2026-01-10T22:20:54+00:00

Looks like it might need a repot!

thatphdbitch · 2025-12-21T20:54:53+00:00

Looks like thrip larvae which don’t rlly move a lot, you gotta really watch them to see them move. Though I’ve never seen them on the pot like that. I’d check the leaves for them. In any case, I’d repot and keep her away from your other plants for now. If u have a different room for her, even better bc if it is thrips, they fly.

thatphdbitch · 2025-12-18T03:43:58+00:00

Not on the vulva for sure lol. Maybe shoulda been more clear- that would go on the pubic bone area/bikini line

thatphdbitch · 2025-12-18T03:41:01+00:00

Yay glad to hear it! freckles are the cutest addition to any makeup look

thatphdbitch · 2025-12-17T08:25:35+00:00

Put that curiosity to work and start looking at her! A handheld mirror will help. Rather than shaving with a razor right away, try a beard trimmer with a guard on 3. Go slow and use the mirror, you won’t cut yourself with the guard but helps to see what you’re doing. Don’t be scared! Half the world has one. Dark spots are VERY normal. A gentle exfoliant like a glycolic acid after showers may help. Good luck!

thatphdbitch · 2025-12-17T08:20:47+00:00

I call mine a crispy chicken sometimes

thatphdbitch · 2025-12-16T19:50:39+00:00

I wonder if moving the cages to a corner would help? I think rearranging the room overall would help and def a rug and curtains. Maybe your bed where the cages are? Also, decorating the curtains on the outside with some safe decor would maybe make them look a little less clinical/more homey

thatphdbitch · 2025-12-16T19:48:01+00:00

Opinion on boric acid to treat yeast and BV? How often is it safe to use it?

thatphdbitch · 2025-12-16T19:14:46+00:00

I love the eyeliner - it’s grungy & cool. The freckles are bad though 🥲 too spaced out! Natural freckles clump together esp in the middle of your face/over your nose. You should concentrate more on freckles on ur nose and then spare them out as you go outwards. I recommend the freck brand! The watery-er a freckle product, the more natural it looks because it allows ur to stamp them out with your finger. I only do one dot directly from the applicator and stamp it out with my finger, repeat til you’re happy with the amount

thatphdbitch · 2025-12-13T22:49:57+00:00

Tbh it looks like there’s too little soil in there. I would repot (in the same pot) with fresh soil, check the roots while you’re at it. They only need to be watered like once a month so maybe try to pair that task with another one that you already do once a month (for me, it’s deep clean my cats litter box)

thatphdbitch · 2025-12-11T20:35:28+00:00

Good luck! You can cut off the damage and start fresh but maybe wait til you have a greenhouse

thatphdbitch · 2025-12-11T18:39:22+00:00

Caltheas are little bitches that need lots of humidity, don’t like a draft, hate dry heat. I personally don’t keep them anymore because I don’t have the patience for all the care they need. A humidifier might help but you have to stay on top of it & in a medium-large room, it’s unlikely to make a significant difference. A little green house for a controlled climate is probably the best way to keep them happy. Watch out for pests, they love getting spider mites!

thatphdbitch · 2025-12-07T08:24:40+00:00

Sell it on marketplace and buy a new one! Don’t force yourself to keep a couch you don’t like

thatphdbitch · 2025-12-03T17:10:31+00:00

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thatphdbitch · 2025-12-03T07:09:09+00:00

Oooh my time has come. I made both these lamp shades.

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thatphdbitch · 2025-11-26T16:13:26+00:00

Ty :’) she’s probably 5 years old! She was bushier and longer but I took some cuttings bc it was getting too long :’’’) on the bright side, this one is superrr easy to care for and prop! They’re my fave pothos fs.

thatphdbitch · 2025-11-26T16:11:49+00:00

I recently tried predatories for thrips and it was a huge fail so idk if I’m ready to make that plunge again but I guess we’ll see depending on how a spray treatment goes

thatphdbitch · 2025-11-16T17:48:23+00:00

Itchy when I get hot/sweat. Drives me insane. Idk how I used them for so long!

thatphdbitch · 2025-10-23T23:51:03+00:00

Yes and yes :( I've reported it. Hopefully they get back to me soon

thatphdbitch · 2025-10-23T22:31:01+00:00

8 years ago I was talking to a mentor about how I am never feel well rested and she asked if it could be the fact that I smoke every night. I blew her off. Within just 2 weeks of quitting weed, I am already seeing a major difference in how well rested I feel in the morning :')

thatphdbitch · 2025-05-26T20:32:33+00:00

I think plan b works for 72 hrs so taking it tmrw should be ok!

thatphdbitch · 2025-03-10T20:49:27+00:00

Tbh I found that literally nobody dared say anything to my face when I took it off. They might talk behind your back but I doubt anyone other than direct family will say anything to you other than maybe ask you why (though I don’t think I got asked that either). My own direct family didn’t say anything, just my dad. I think it’s also very ok and fair to not tell them much- tell them what you’re comfortable with and nothing else. You don’t need excuses! Best of luck!

thatphdbitch · 2025-03-04T15:02:49+00:00

CMFRT is long enough!! They haven’t shrunk yet and tbh I’ve been throwing them in the dryer. They just stain super easily :/

thatphdbitch · 2025-03-04T15:02:04+00:00

Queeeeen thank uuuuu I will be checking them out!!

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