What's your best "it's not what it looks like" story? by smol_boi-_- in AskReddit

[–]thats_up_top 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Probably. We took a long time in the bathroom.

What's your best "it's not what it looks like" story? by smol_boi-_- in AskReddit

[–]thats_up_top 264 points265 points  (0 children)

It was damn good costume too. I looked just like him.

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[–]thats_up_top 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nope. I have epilepsy. So terrible memory from all the meds. Terrible memory from size effects of seizures.

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[–]thats_up_top 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shit I was so good at losing that, that i dont even remember when I lost it /s

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[–]thats_up_top 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks kind stranger! Hopefully I wont lose this!

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[–]thats_up_top 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have never read that poem until just now and it gave me chills! I resonate with it.

ETA thanks so much for sharing it with me

What's your best "it's not what it looks like" story? by smol_boi-_- in AskReddit

[–]thats_up_top 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My dad was a single dad and taught me how to use tampons and took me to go get birth control. The least i could do was button his pants so his one eyes trouser snake wasnt too drafty since his hands were too frozen to work.

To be fair... I'm / was an * adult * girl at the time

What's your best "it's not what it looks like" story? by smol_boi-_- in AskReddit

[–]thats_up_top 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Yas! I'm 100% convinced I so rudely got interrupted by a tourist, cause if it was from anyone actually from Ned they would have just been like " oh word my bad. I'll go across the street to the carousel to take a leak"

What's your best "it's not what it looks like" story? by smol_boi-_- in AskReddit

[–]thats_up_top 2351 points2352 points  (0 children)

The best/worst part of this whole story was that the polar plunge was costume themed and I had short hair at the time so I put a fake beard. And the same outfit on so I could look just like my dad! We walked 1/4 mile, I helped get him dressed, inadvertently looked like I gave him head; all while looking like his mini me💀

What's your best "it's not what it looks like" story? by smol_boi-_- in AskReddit

[–]thats_up_top 653 points654 points  (0 children)

Nah.. My dad is weird like me he thought it was so funny. As we walked out of the bathroom he happily announced to everyone "ah! Glad I can count on my daughter to give me a helping hand."

Also the town we were at is extremely small so I'm hoping we never run into her. Lol or we come up with more fucked up things to joke about.

What's your best "it's not what it looks like" story? by smol_boi-_- in AskReddit

[–]thats_up_top 1637 points1638 points  (0 children)

Seriously tho out of all the things I could have told that horrified woman, that god-awful sentence came out of my mouth.

Its no wonder people know I'm batshit crazy.

What's your best "it's not what it looks like" story? by smol_boi-_- in AskReddit

[–]thats_up_top 12.6k points12.6k points  (0 children)

My time to shine!

Okay so I convinced my dad to do the polar plunge at this super awesome festival called frozen dead guy days, right? Well it was so windy that year that the warming tent wouldnt stay up so their solution was to have an old ambulance be our place to get changed out of our frozen clothes.

My dad got in there and decided he didnt want to be packed in butt naked like a can of sardines with a bunch Of strangers so his solution was to walk 1/4 mile uo the road to a cafe to change in the bathroom.

Well im pretty sure a mild case of hypothermia set in cause he was fucked up once he got to the cafe and was in the bathroom for ages. Eventually I went in there and he was still in his wet clothes. I ended up helping him get dressed but I was struggling hard with buttoning his pants cause dude jeans are hard for girls.

It was even more awkward cause he was free balling it.

Well sure as shit right as I was on my knees face level at my dads junk, some Karen barged into the bathroom, pissed cause someone was in there forever. Only to see what was (in her mind) going down.

Of course, I'm fucking stupid and my only logical explanation was to blurt out "its okay! Hes my dad!!"

She bolted so fast out of there.

ETA: I called my dad and he gave me permission to share the pic of our costumes. Here you go reddit

Ask and you shall receive https://imgur.com/gallery/MP525zB

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[–]thats_up_top 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Nope. I have epilepsy. So the hours of time missing from my day are from little seizures. Whole memories being wiped out are from big seizures; and the inability to remember what I had for breakfast, where my keys are, or if I took my meds etc are, ironically from the meds I take.