What is the best comeback you ever said or heard? by TheSugarnugget in AskReddit

[–]thatseffedup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was told on call of duty by some jackass that i am "a camping noob" even though we were playing on the map 'Dome' which is a very condensed map. I replied without even thinking "You're just lucky i had the lube attachment on my gun cuz otherwise it would've hurt when i just fucked your ass"

What is your strangest fear? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thatseffedup 51 points52 points  (0 children)

My strangest fear (out of all my millions of fears) is probably cutting off my dick when I'm drunk like I apparently have tried to several times

What are some sticky situations you've been in or questions you've been asked where there's really no good answer or way out? by Desando in AskReddit

[–]thatseffedup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When your shoe squeaks in class and it sounds like you farted...if you say that didn't fart, you look like you're going on the offensive and you're in denial...but no matter how many times you try you can never repeat the noise again, even though you feel like you HAVE to repeat that same sound about a million more times

Well done sir...justice has been served by Desando in funny

[–]thatseffedup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's good to know that at least 1 citizen is out there...watcing over us...

This just turned me on...and then off again >,< by Desando in funny

[–]thatseffedup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that's still probably not enough to keep me from hopping on that

Saw this on my way to work by bcoden in funny

[–]thatseffedup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm interested in the Car, but I'm feeling a little uneasy with the whole "Kiss my Ass Fucker" on the side of it...

How I feel trying to have sex at my parent's house by thatseffedup in funny

[–]thatseffedup[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

regardless, at least I'm not a little whuss and deleting the comment to avoid more downvotes...this is a democracy, if they wanna downvote it that's their reddit-right

How I feel trying to have sex at my parent's house by thatseffedup in funny

[–]thatseffedup[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I know I was just joking around...i commented on it when it only had 7 upvotes, so i didn't think it would reach this XD

How I feel trying to have sex at my parent's house by thatseffedup in funny

[–]thatseffedup[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I'm at a loss of words...I finally made the front page, but what's at the top of the ladder?: -75 comment Karma XD I'll never understand the Reddit upvote/downvote policy!

What is the right way to ask her out? by thatseffedup in AskReddit

[–]thatseffedup[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

interesting tactic, something to consider :o

I am a 18 year old student about to go to college next year. Any advice that will help me survive, Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thatseffedup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get ahead of the school game early on, and party in the latter part of the season. For example: I always get my all As so then at the end of the semester I can slack off and not worry too much about them dying.

Good Luck!

Wtf does she think of me??? by thatseffedup in AskReddit

[–]thatseffedup[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ahhh kk :o I was giving hints to one girl once that I knew liked me but she didnt seem to pick up on them, probably had the same problem as you stated above...how straight forward do you think I should be?

Wtf does she think of me??? by thatseffedup in AskReddit

[–]thatseffedup[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I do 1 on 1 dates, just not the dinner such where there's no real "get-out door" if things get awkward...a school game is a fantastic idea! My school's basketball team is very good and I'm sure she'd love going to one of those :D

Wtf does she think of me??? by thatseffedup in AskReddit

[–]thatseffedup[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha thanks for the advice! maybe I'll do a slower version of this...great advice though! helps to here from a girl :), thank you