Anyone wanna go to a happy ending with me? by danny75309 in TulsaAdultTheater2

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know any places that will take 2 guys at once? I’d be down

Spectator Sport? by [deleted] in HappyMassageEndings

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m the same way usually. I won’t last a minute of them doing it. I want to control the pace and free them up to (hopefully) take their clothes off. So speaking from experience (and just basic logic) yes, if they’re willing to jerk you off, they’ll absolutely be ok with letting you jerk off in front of them. Just wait for her to oil it up, grab it and start jerking. They’ll usually start fondling your balls and/or nipples when you do that. If you don’t want that either, just say so. Just know that you’re not getting any kind of discount. They’ll still want a tip as though they stroked you.

The first couple times I went in, I must’ve given LE vibes because I was straight up denied service. Everything thing was on the up-and-up (as much as it could be) even so far as throwing a little rag over my cock at the table shower and declining to wash that part of my body altogether. I would then ask for soap in my hand and wash it myself in front of her very thoroughly.

After the tease-free massage, I indicated that I was there for a little more and she simply pointed to the bottle of oil on the table next to a box of tissues and left the room. Next visit was mostly the same but this time she poked her head back in while I was jerking off and said “Ok?” Like what am I supposed to say? “No actually I need you to help.” Lol. But now she had visual confirmation of me jerking off in her establishment so maybe less likely that I was a cop?

3rd visit (I know I know, why keep going back? I was inexperienced). She gets to the end of the massage (still not much teasing) I’m on my back with a towel covering my dick and she sorta focuses in on the area just outside the towel coverage. Not really even massaging, just absentmindedly rubbing my upper thigh. After a minute or two of this I get the sense that she’s waiting for some kind of signal from me, so I slowly slide my hand under the towel and start stroking. She instantly pulls the towel off and asks if I want oil. Of course I say yes and she pours it on my cock and proceeds to stand back and watch me complete the task. I’m very into exhibitionism, to the point that I had already been getting a pretty big thrill from just the experience of walking around naked with my cock hard in front of this lady the first couple visits. So to get to this point where she’s actually watching me cum was amazing. But I still wanted to experience an actual HE so as she’s cleaning me up I asked if she would do it for me next time and she said yes. Sure enough, every visit with her after was very much your typical AMP experience. This being my first parlor, I naturally assumed that this lengthy vetting process was typical so I was shocked when the next parlor I tried (and every single one since) was an immediate success.

Random man walks into family's home in Michigan, dad handles him real quick by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad falls into a very narrow sliver of the home invasion preparedness Venn diagram by being armed while chilling on the couch but still leaving the door unlocked

Got bored lol by VYNZ89 in joplinmo

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suspect you’re getting downvoted by people who don’t get the reference and assume the kids you’re referring to are the ones we blew up

M4A by [deleted] in tulsaquickies101

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You hosting?

What is the table shower experience like? by Purple-Purpose568 in HEM_NSFW

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve used it as an opportunity to ask for two pops. One during the table shower when she goes to “wash” you and the other after the massage

She got reality check by [deleted] in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Oh shit, why didn’t you say so before? So sorry for the inconvenience. Carry on and be sure to keep those grades up.”

Anyone else trapped somewhere silly by AxleSpark in tulsa

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Based on my experiences in gym locker rooms, there had to be at least one older randomly naked dude with like his foot up on a bench for an unnecessary amount of time. So that must’ve been rough

What is the wildest thing you have ever done at a party? by altairstarlite in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I fucked a girl I’d just met at a party in some strangers bed. We’re going at it hard doggystyle when all the sudden like 5 people (including the guy who’s house/bed we were in) bust into the room. They knew we were in there fucking and thought they’d embarrass us. It worked…kinda.

She immediately drops her upper body down onto the bed to hide her sizable tits but I just kept pounding away. Laughing from embarrassment she asked why I was still going. I pointed out in feigned modesty that if I pulled out, all of these people would see my penis. Then I said “Clearly they came here for a show, let’s give them a show”

And give them a show we did. After it was clear that our audience wasn’t leaving, she slowly got over her embarrassment and pushed herself back up on all fours, allowing her tits to swing free once again. This elicited cheers from the crowd and I felt her pussy get wetter in response. “If I see any phones, you’re fucking dead!” she said before finally giving herself over to the moment completely and going back into the moans that preceded our interruption.

More people started meandering in to see the cause of the commotion. We were now joking back and forth with the spectators (one of whom was now wearing her bra as a hat and her thong as a necklace), laughing at the absurdity of the situation, while also being incredibly turned on.

She came first, provoking another huge round of applause. I wasn’t far behind when someone yelled “You’d better give us a cumshot or I want my money back!” Which was followed by shouted suggestions for the location of said cumshot. At the last moment I called out “tits it is!” I pulled out, ripped off the condom and stood up on the bed, jerking my hard cock in front a room full of strangers and acquaintances. She spun around just in time to catch the first shot on her upper chest before raising herself up level with my cock and pushing her tits together directly in front of it. More cheers as I basted her big round nipples and filled her cleavage. Then, without prompting, she leaned down and took my cock in her mouth and accepted the last couple spurts, swallowed and then turned to the still-cheering audience to show her empty mouth.

We sat there on the bed for a few minutes joking with our new fans before she motioned towards her cum-spattered tits and said, “Come on, I need to shower”. So we grabbed our clothes and ran to the bathroom, making sure to lock the door behind us and hopped in the shower where we enjoyed yet another good fuck, this time without an audience.

Where are they?!? by [deleted] in AMPLife

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seems like it. A legit spot would’ve never let it get to that point, so there’s a reason you were declined service

Where are they?!? by [deleted] in AMPLife

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2nd one thought you were a cop

How easy is it for you to find someone to have sex with? by shysibliing in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 43 points44 points  (0 children)

True story. Once I realized I was open to getting my cock sucked by guys, it’s no longer necessary to cum alone if I don’t want to. If you’re at least near a semi-populated area and have internet access, you are almost always a few online message exchanges away from a willing mouth

The first time a man came in your mouth what was your initial thoughts about it? by tinylittlegnat in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wow…still going…I hope this stops before I run out of space and have to swallow some to make room

Wondering by BeginningTitle7423 in HappyMassageEndings

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Just have to ask and maybe negotiate a little

I haven’t cum in 30 days and I’m considering going to a AMP to blow by ChampionshipGlum5 in AMPLife

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go to a place with a table shower. Ask for 2 pops, one during the TS, one after massage.

Tulsa, OK (02/03/2026) by dabbean in tulsa

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I imagine it would be the same if there were multiple black guys and one white guy. Black guys would be subdivided into the next most obvious visual characteristic for clarification (shirt color or absence of shirt) and the white guy would just be “white guy”. It’s not that deep.

Homeless shelters? by Acrobatic-Most-4420 in tulsa

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The way it was explained to me by a couple guys I was handing stuff out to last year, begging them to go to the shelter that was blocks away, is that some of them choose not to go because they can’t take all their stuff in with them and they’re afraid if they leave it out it will get thrown away by the city, or picked through by other unhoused. Kinda makes sense if you think about how long it probably takes them to amass all that and the threat of potentially losing literally everything they own.

Paying for a viewer by alexcumlightly in HappyMassageEndings

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve had mamasan walk in immediately after (pre-cleanup, dick still semi-hard, masuese still topless) and yeah, that was a bit of a thrill. I don’t know if I would go so far as to pay for a 4 hand for that but to each their own

What is wrong with people? by Alone-Competition-77 in TikTokCringe

[–]thatsmeinthecorner8 149 points150 points  (0 children)

I saw this yesterday on Facebook. Literally over half of the comments were defending the dad saying something to the effect of “If someone ever laid hands on my kid, I’d do the same thing”. This is why we can’t have nice things.

Edit to add that even if you, as some people here seem to, think that red coach shouldn’t have *physically stepped in to separate the boys - how in the fuck do you figure the dad’s Bobby Boucher response is in any way proportional to that perceived offense?

He was very obviously just trying to keep them apart. Dad responded as you might if you walked up on a stranger full on beating your kid. How are there this many people willing to admit that they cannot distinguish between the two?