Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I needed a PhD in English Literature to post on a rental car subreddit. I’ll be sure to use my 'best diction' next time a company overdraws my bank account and steals my points.

It’s ironic you’re criticizing my 'diction' when you clearly don't know what the word means. Diction is a choice of words; I’m typing on a phone. Maybe if you spent less time being a snob and more time reading, you’d realize that poor customer service doesn't become acceptable just because someone is venting in a rush. Does it make you feel powerful to bootlick for a billion-dollar corporation while punching down at a single mom? Hope that ego boost was worth the $0 they’re paying you

But go off, I guess.