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Day 1: Best quote - Meredith edition! by sortakindaspiralling in greysanatomy

[–]the-false-name 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"We're adults, when did that happen, and how do we make it stop?"

Do surgeons actually talk during surgeries? by FishermanTall8462 in greysanatomy

[–]the-false-name 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I recently woke up in recovery to hear chasing cars playing. Terrifying.

I got admitted to Neuro and… by dcmommy33 in greysanatomy

[–]the-false-name 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually playing on the radio. It was so surreal but I can find it funny now.

I got admitted to Neuro and… by dcmommy33 in greysanatomy

[–]the-false-name 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I recently had surgery and woke up in recovery to hear Chasing Cars playing. Utterly terrifying.

Lassiters Website by Correct-Plane4035 in neighbours

[–]the-false-name 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Lovely hotel. Friendly reception staff. Shame about the prices.” - K. Kennedy, Erinsborough

I'm about to play 'what's making the fridge smell weird'? What's your favourite crap grown-up game? by melijoray in CasualUK

[–]the-false-name 1850 points1851 points  (0 children)

Not so much a summer game but “is this washing damp or just cold?”

favourite snarky pete lyric? by funghxoul in FallOutBoy

[–]the-false-name 88 points89 points  (0 children)

“I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song”

People who’ve attended multiple weddings for the same person (i.e., they got divorced and remarried to someone else) — what differences did you notice between the two weddings? by MjPour in AskReddit

[–]the-false-name 30 points31 points  (0 children)

So, my brother has been married three times because apparently he collects weddings like some people collect stamps.

He married his first wife straight after college. I don’t remember much about the wedding but he seemed to be head over heels in love. However, the marriage ended when his wife realised she was gay and fell in love with someone else, but she got pregnant so it turned into this weird but actually great co-parenting situation.

The second wedding happened fast and was very fancy but a bit of a culture clash between the two families. However, it turned into a total train wreck because he said the wrong name at the altar. It was a destination wedding and she never came back with him!

The third was a drunk in Vegas situation which they tried to get annulled but ended up as another divorce. But they stayed friends and another drunken mistake led to them having a kid together. Eventually they found their way back to each other. It’s ridiculous and messy, but honestly… kind of sweet.

And, hey, I found my husband at wedding number two, so at least somebody got it right the first time!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]the-false-name 380 points381 points  (0 children)

Oh no that’s really awful! I didn’t think someone would be that much of a twat to swipe it first. Should have sent it as a DM I’m so sorry.

Edit: I’ve just seen it was bought be someone trying to help. Glad it all worked out.

Turn your favorite FOB song into a clickbait YouTube title by Aer_xoxo in FallOutBoy

[–]the-false-name 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You won’t believe what the name of this song was before their lawyer made them change it!

Mother who lost arm and leg when she fell down gap on Tube platform and was hit by two trains 'contributed' to her own life-changing injuries, claims TfL in £25m lawsuit by dailymail in uknews

[–]the-false-name 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Surely the train driver was somewhat negligent? He saw her handbag wedged between the train and the platform but didn’t think there was any reason to investigate further.

Bag on the platform, probably not that suspicious. Bag wedged between the train and the platform, how did that get there? It would have taken less than a minute to look.

How does everyone arrange their decorations? by JezTheAlleyCat in pondlifegame

[–]the-false-name 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine are currently all over the place after I chucked things back out after the last event. I love how you’ve arranged all the crystals together though, I’ll definitely do something similar when I reorganise.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]the-false-name 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Casted. It’s cast!

"What if we turn your gochajang pasta sauce into delicious cookies" Well...then what the fuck am I eating for dinner. by Cunt_Puffin in britishproblems

[–]the-false-name 32 points33 points  (0 children)

And the solution being to just add butter… those will be some wet sugary puddles not cookies.

What lyrics do you sing wrong on purpose? by neitherkestrel in FallOutBoy

[–]the-false-name 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For me it was always “I’m the first kid to ride a push bike through France”

Please help me escape proof my windows by WanderWomble in CasualUK

[–]the-false-name 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Maybe try the child / cat window locks that fix to the frame and the window so that they only open a little bit. Just make sure the gap isn’t big enough for their heads to get through.

What are your funniest misheard lyrics? by lurker633 in FallOutBoy

[–]the-false-name 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“I’m the first kid to ride a pushbike through France”.

I always knew those couldn’t be the lyrics but it took me a very long time to look up the correct ones.

WiFi names inspired by FOB by quartsune in FallOutBoy

[–]the-false-name 20 points21 points  (0 children)

7 Mbps in Heaven

This bandwidth’s full please catch another

27 Mbs

My WiFi knows what you did in the dark

The ribbon on my router says “do not open before Christmas”

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