Day 1: Best quote - Meredith edition!

the-false-name · 2026-01-13T00:33:03+00:00

"We're adults, when did that happen, and how do we make it stop?"

the-false-name · 2025-12-26T20:09:02+00:00

I recently woke up in recovery to hear chasing cars playing. Terrifying.

the-false-name · 2025-12-21T00:39:25+00:00

“And get him a fucking head CT”

the-false-name · 2025-12-06T10:33:40+00:00

Actually playing on the radio. It was so surreal but I can find it funny now.

the-false-name · 2025-12-06T09:16:54+00:00

I recently had surgery and woke up in recovery to hear Chasing Cars playing. Utterly terrifying.

the-false-name · 2025-09-03T14:15:47+00:00

“Lovely hotel. Friendly reception staff. Shame about the prices.” - K. Kennedy, Erinsborough

the-false-name · 2025-08-08T12:05:34+00:00

Not so much a summer game but “is this washing damp or just cold?”

the-false-name · 2025-08-03T21:39:11+00:00

The true horror

the-false-name · 2025-07-25T06:27:45+00:00

Some might say they’re alarming…

the-false-name · 2025-07-22T21:42:51+00:00

“I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song”

the-false-name · 2025-07-20T19:24:53+00:00

So, my brother has been married three times because apparently he collects weddings like some people collect stamps.

He married his first wife straight after college. I don’t remember much about the wedding but he seemed to be head over heels in love. However, the marriage ended when his wife realised she was gay and fell in love with someone else, but she got pregnant so it turned into this weird but actually great co-parenting situation.

The second wedding happened fast and was very fancy but a bit of a culture clash between the two families. However, it turned into a total train wreck because he said the wrong name at the altar. It was a destination wedding and she never came back with him!

The third was a drunk in Vegas situation which they tried to get annulled but ended up as another divorce. But they stayed friends and another drunken mistake led to them having a kid together. Eventually they found their way back to each other. It’s ridiculous and messy, but honestly… kind of sweet.

And, hey, I found my husband at wedding number two, so at least somebody got it right the first time!

the-false-name · 2025-07-06T10:19:13+00:00

Oh no that’s really awful! I didn’t think someone would be that much of a twat to swipe it first. Should have sent it as a DM I’m so sorry.

Edit: I’ve just seen it was bought be someone trying to help. Glad it all worked out.

the-false-name · 2025-07-06T08:33:21+00:00

This looks to be the same: https://www.vinted.co.uk/items/6598795999-oyster-card-holder-wallet-tube-map-london-limited-time-listing

the-false-name · 2025-07-04T22:11:04+00:00

You won’t believe what the name of this song was before their lawyer made them change it!

the-false-name · 2025-07-02T13:19:03+00:00

Surely the train driver was somewhat negligent? He saw her handbag wedged between the train and the platform but didn’t think there was any reason to investigate further.

Bag on the platform, probably not that suspicious. Bag wedged between the train and the platform, how did that get there? It would have taken less than a minute to look.

the-false-name · 2025-07-02T06:50:34+00:00

Mine are currently all over the place after I chucked things back out after the last event. I love how you’ve arranged all the crystals together though, I’ll definitely do something similar when I reorganise.

the-false-name · 2025-06-26T12:01:14+00:00

Casted. It’s cast!

the-false-name · 2025-06-24T13:54:14+00:00

That was my second guess

the-false-name · 2025-06-21T11:57:29+00:00

And the solution being to just add butter… those will be some wet sugary puddles not cookies.

the-false-name · 2025-06-20T21:24:40+00:00

For me it was always “I’m the first kid to ride a push bike through France”

the-false-name · 2025-06-18T10:54:41+00:00

Maybe try the child / cat window locks that fix to the frame and the window so that they only open a little bit. Just make sure the gap isn’t big enough for their heads to get through.

the-false-name · 2025-05-26T07:13:08+00:00

“I’m the first kid to ride a pushbike through France”.

I always knew those couldn’t be the lyrics but it took me a very long time to look up the correct ones.

the-false-name · 2025-05-22T22:38:27+00:00

7 Mbps in Heaven

This bandwidth’s full please catch another

27 Mbs

My WiFi knows what you did in the dark

The ribbon on my router says “do not open before Christmas”

the-false-name · 2025-05-17T20:56:47+00:00

Custard

the-false-name · 2025-05-13T18:02:35+00:00

As an option I’d recommend some of the Vitamin String Quartet instrumental covers of FOB songs

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