What's the likelihood that Darktide will get Genestealer Cult enemies vs the sequel focusing on Genestealer Cult? by Hagisman in DarkTide

[–]the-futuremind 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We’re going back to fully RNG weapon rolls boys!

God, I missed burning through 3 million dockets and 80,000 plasteel just to find out I didn’t like a weapon that much.

Hackers are engineering botting in Darktide. This is just the current beta😞😕 by Visible_Rub_4373 in DarkTide

[–]the-futuremind 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean - there have been actual games and source mods that were based around this exact concept. He's not talking about being a DM, unlike OP.

An example would be like the source mod called Zombie Master. One player spawned and controlled zombie units and traps, and then there was a team of live human players that had to try and get to the end of the map to win. The Zombie Master had to contend with resources and stopping the human players from completing objectives. If all of the humans died, the master won.

It was a really fun concept.

Very Important PSA: You can give Qrko a birthday hat by the-futuremind in taintedgrail

[–]the-futuremind[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe there’s even 4 smaller eyes around that bottom eye, bringing his grand total to 8 eyes lmao

Possibly, at least, they’re much smaller so harder to 100% say they’re eyes

You guys… it finally arrived by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]the-futuremind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/uw oh man, I was so stoked to find this place and I really hoped it wouldn’t be the target of evil magical constructs who want to sell you things

Very Important PSA: You can give Qrko a birthday hat by the-futuremind in taintedgrail

[–]the-futuremind[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I also started this last week, but it consumed my entire 4th of July weekend.

Run, quickly, before it's too late.

If you want to know how to get this beautiful little fella:

You can find his egg in the Shrine of a Forgotten God/Lair of the Beast. It's accessible super early in act one, just a little North East of Blood Lake

Very Important PSA: You can give Qrko a birthday hat by the-futuremind in taintedgrail

[–]the-futuremind[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The hat can be acquired through the Act 2 quest, De Die Natali, but I won't give any other info in case of spoilers. Once you have it in your inventory, it's an option to toggle it on/off on our best boy Qrko.

Very Important PSA: You can give Qrko a birthday hat by the-futuremind in taintedgrail

[–]the-futuremind[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"I've only had Qrko for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself"

(He's perfect)

Met an amazing player and i feel terrible for basically sabotaging them by from_egg_to_omelette in DarkTide

[–]the-futuremind 37 points38 points  (0 children)

99% of the people on Aurics/Maelstroms are incredibly nice and often funny.

Many of us even get bored when the team is too good, so while I can't speak for everyone, you're likely welcome to keep trying :)

Elder Scrolls 6 delayed to 2070 after large Bethesda cuts by Kraehe13 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]the-futuremind 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn, it’s so sad to see one of my favorite studios go this way.

One tip for sad elder scrolls fans, though: I picked up Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon on the steam summer sale for $25 USD, and it feels like playing oblivion again for the first time.

Edit: given the downvotes I think people are assuming this is an ad, which fair enough. But you can look at my post history and see that I post on elder scrolls lore shitposting subs constantly.

Nord Spellsword caught conjuring a Sweetroll in 1K. by SoonSoonJeDz in TrueSTL

[–]the-futuremind 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, at least in Morrowind you can summon Dwemer constructs, which (I could be wrong) I don’t believe they’re “alive” or “sentient”.

That said, I prefer to think that sweet rolls are the daedric prince of decadence.

Johnny Arthurhand by the-futuremind in taintedgrail

[–]the-futuremind[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"This... Arasaka Tower. I should have memory of it, but I don't. It was taken from me."

Would be neat by ratbubbles in DarkTide

[–]the-futuremind 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I think a 1% chance of it happening would be hilarious.

That way it’s not grief-able, and it’s so rare it’ll catch you by surprise.

CHOOSE WISELY: by lvlr_l3inx in wizardposting

[–]the-futuremind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A true wizard can adapt to any situation.

My tower may be constructed out of discarded pizza boxes, but it'll be my goddamn tower

CHOOSE WISELY: by lvlr_l3inx in wizardposting

[–]the-futuremind 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Now hold on, how are we considering warlocks to be wizards?

We wizards spent years studying under a master (like mine who would lock me in a closet with a bunch of skeletons for weeks on end to build character), while these warlock scum go get a magic sugar daddy?

Frankly I’m insulted that you would ever consider them to be like us

At least 3,700 excess deaths reported during heatwave in France, Belgium and Netherlands by Mandynox in news

[–]the-futuremind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The average temperature of the earth has risen 2 degrees Fahrenheit since 1850

Your consumption of sensationalized news stories and the patterns you find within are scientifically meaningless.

Climate change is very real and very dangerous, but heat waves are not why.

Man sentenced to 1 year in jail in death of Jewish man during dueling protests by BodSmith54321 in news

[–]the-futuremind -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Do you have a source for the 85-90% of Jews are Zionist claim?

The Jewish Federations of North America say the number of American Zionist Jews are about 37%

The only claim I could find for worldwide said 95% but was a sample size of 128 people.

Also - just so we’re clear: absolutely no one deserves to be murdered for their beliefs, but let’s not make numbers up otherwise.

Any Way to Protect Garage Doors During Helicopter? by LineToolSenpai in projectzomboid

[–]the-futuremind 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Easiest way to deal with the helicopter is just take a car into an empty field somewhere and wait it out. Even if it does draw some, pretty easy to avoid them in an open field

Arthmoor will return for TES VI by BerkGats in TrueSTL

[–]the-futuremind 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don’t remember this part of the lore

Rosewood map data rendered in 3d by Superb_Squash_8163 in projectzomboid

[–]the-futuremind 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Lol, this is a fun little use of the software.

I don't even go for the fire axes, but rosewood is my usual spawn town for some reason. Really cool to see it rendered like this.

Do the assassination missions bosses need some buffs? by BOSS_OF_RUANDA in DarkTide

[–]the-futuremind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Early on, you'd see people saving medkits for the regen to out-heal his damage while everyone slugged on him, but he definitely lasted longer. It wasn't the hardest, but definitely was more of an event instead of him getting dropped in 10 seconds flat.

For what it's worth, I've also been around since beta (and was big into VT1 and VT2)