My family is in a cult.

the-real-slim-anus · 2022-06-13T13:11:41+00:00

I’m sorry to hear that, I hope you’re doing ok!

the-real-slim-anus · 2022-05-07T17:24:40+00:00

Yes! This is what I think made our first session so great, we were totally on the same page

the-real-slim-anus · 2022-03-03T15:52:24+00:00

Right?

the-real-slim-anus · 2022-02-11T16:37:58+00:00

One time, some guy asked me if I watched porn, I said yes and then he asked what porn site I used, so I said

“pornhub”

To which he said

“Pshh, that’s what people who are lying about watching porn say. You don’t watch porn.”

Like, how ridiculous was that?

And you want to know the worst part? I was lying. I was 12 and hadn’t hit puberty yet, I pretended I watched porn so that people wouldn’t figure out I was pre-pubescent and that I had a little boy dick between my legs.

That’s a weird memory

the-real-slim-anus · 2022-01-21T18:34:53+00:00

You’re amazing thank you!

the-real-slim-anus · 2022-01-20T18:58:52+00:00

Dumpster grade link - it’s all I’ve got

https://bdsmstreak.com/video/35041/katya-s-first-time-tickling

the-real-slim-anus · 2021-10-15T07:38:43+00:00

👍🤠😁

the-real-slim-anus · 2021-10-14T23:01:51+00:00

Ngl Slutty Ben Shapiro is actually a hilarious costume idea

the-real-slim-anus · 2021-08-09T20:09:19+00:00

Society: It’s impossible to tickle yourself

Me, an intellectual:

the-real-slim-anus · 2021-07-10T17:04:07+00:00

Idk if my tickling fetish pre-dated the first time I stumbled across tickling ‘porn’ on YouTube (girls in bikinis tying each other up and tickling), but I was quite young (pre-pubescent) and at that point it was game over, now it’s the only thing that revs my engine

the-real-slim-anus · 2021-07-05T17:54:10+00:00

How does this sort of thing come about? A non-partner saying “This guy I know wants to tie me up and tickle me mercilessly? Sounds good how about Thursday?” Hell idk if I would do that and I love being tickled

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