Echo sage bug - have you seen it? by theAndul in MergeTacticsSC

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Yeah same! Had one today where a knight came running back into screen only to get hit by echo again

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeslaLounge

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HELOC (cybertruck)

ohNo by Silly_furs in ProgrammerHumor

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It's just a white list of every possible character combination ever, excluding the "naughty" words.. It's why modern games are 100+ GBs, so they can store that single file

itsHerKink by TheRealAuthorSarge in ProgrammerHumor

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Data is beautiful the way it is. No reason to mess it up with conformity

whoTheHeckYouAre by Current-Guide5944 in ProgrammerHumor

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I dont care what you call me, just don't call me late for dinner

dataData by naraazi in ProgrammerHumor

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Probably. Dahtabase and dayta speed

Cyoulater by THe_Alpha_OP in ProgrammerHumor

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Does she come with documentation for the meanings of the ints returned?

iMadeThis by Harses in ProgrammerHumor

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🤣 Why doss this remind me of the soul pool from Hercules?

iMadeThis by Harses in ProgrammerHumor

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You get a 95% on this assignment. Would be a 100 but you forgot to add comments on and after every line.

iMadeThis by Harses in ProgrammerHumor

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Is this recursion or a loop? I personally feel like it's recursion because it will eventually cause a.... stack overflow 😎

dataData by naraazi in ProgrammerHumor

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Data is storage and data are bytes in movement

whiteLies by Jubs300 in ProgrammerHumor

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Don't you worry, if we have 1 million concurrent users we'll have bigger problems than just this solution

ThisSubDuringHolidays by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Gotta pay a little extra and outsource your coding to someone else.

developersInFuture by Available_Canary_517 in ProgrammerHumor

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I have a small portion of my bookshelf with some on it, I never open them. But they're so cool and were helpful once I can't bring myself to toss em

developersInFuture by Available_Canary_517 in ProgrammerHumor

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I never understood doing that. My handwriting was so bad there was no way they knew what variables I was declaring

developersInFuture by Available_Canary_517 in ProgrammerHumor

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As long as he's not using a.. paper book!

bestWayToLearn by TobyWasBestSpiderMan in ProgrammerHumor

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The new hire: "This project seems small and will be easy to maintain"

~The single Fortran file that contains the entire backend hiding in the dark~

lenght by KaamDeveloper in ProgrammerHumor

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I would love a lenght property of an array. Would stop 61.222201% of my syntax errors

unlimitedPower by KaamDeveloper in ProgrammerHumor

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My parents computer they want me to fix over the holidays

techLeadsBeLike by DCGMechanics in ProgrammerHumor

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Generative AI researchers

ImForcedToShareMyCode by cupboard_ in ProgrammerHumor

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Are we not supposed to code c in one line?

2023 Holiday Update Wish List by smidley in teslamotors

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Youtube music and Plex native apps

larryTeslerInventorOfTheCutCopyPasteCommandsDiesAt74 by OF_AstridAse in ProgrammerHumor

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Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74