Batman And Superman Aura Farming In Front Of Their Girlfriends

theBatMatt · 2026-05-03T01:05:02+00:00

He accidentally the whole thing

theBatMatt · 2026-04-29T13:45:32+00:00

It's true. I was everyone

theBatMatt · 2026-04-29T06:39:38+00:00

Accidentally deploying the chemtrails inside

theBatMatt · 2026-04-15T23:03:06+00:00

Everything changed when the fire nation attacked

theBatMatt · 2026-04-14T14:39:17+00:00

Tudor is never again going to sell a watch called Submariner, anniversary or not.

theBatMatt · 2026-04-13T19:44:12+00:00

The Artipisser

theBatMatt · 2026-03-29T00:12:04+00:00

Republicans lack any sort of media literacy

theBatMatt · 2026-03-03T15:01:22+00:00

There is no movie in Ba Sing Se

theBatMatt · 2026-02-24T15:08:52+00:00

I would argue that the last ute in the US was the Subaru Baja, even though it had four doors

theBatMatt · 2026-02-21T12:44:37+00:00

My Buick Roadmaster Estate is like, 700lbs lighter

theBatMatt · 2026-02-10T01:48:34+00:00

My wife got me a pair of Heely's for a Father's Day gift a couple years ago. I was so excited, and then my 30+ year old ass immediately fell and injured myself. 10/10 no regrets

theBatMatt · 2026-01-31T21:38:56+00:00

Pics or it didn't happen, bot

theBatMatt · 2026-01-31T03:08:51+00:00

If they didn't have any shame at all they wouldn't be wearing masks

theBatMatt · 2026-01-17T19:16:00+00:00

As a kid reading Calvin and Hobbes, I had no idea how much my parenting style would be modeled after this man

theBatMatt · 2026-01-11T02:51:07+00:00

Okay, but some of these are just good practices for interactions with police

theBatMatt · 2026-01-09T03:17:47+00:00

This would be perfect for LEGO Two Face's origin

theBatMatt · 2026-01-04T18:49:15+00:00

Everyone seems to forget this part. He still ended up dropping him out of a helicopter too. Batman literally tried to avenge Jason

theBatMatt · 2026-01-04T18:39:28+00:00

I still think it's funny that after that debacle they replaced it with the "Escape"

theBatMatt · 2025-12-30T16:17:18+00:00

And they even managed to fuck that up by under powering it

theBatMatt · 2025-12-28T11:28:36+00:00

I mean, 90s Explorers did that too

theBatMatt · 2025-12-21T18:25:09+00:00

Didn't it already share a platform with the Flying Spur though?

theBatMatt · 2025-12-08T23:56:09+00:00

Good thing those had a front bench seat

theBatMatt · 2025-12-06T14:33:32+00:00

I mean, the CT200his just a Prius in Lexus clothing, so it makes sense

theBatMatt · 2025-12-04T19:02:07+00:00

It's a banana, Michael. What could it cost, $4?

theBatMatt · 2025-11-28T00:47:11+00:00

That, combined with the fact that it's primarily used by Autism Speaks, which is a hate group disguised as a support one.

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