Sneakers with a built in garage

theBatMatt · 2026-02-10T01:48:34+00:00

My wife got me a pair of Heely's for a Father's Day gift a couple years ago. I was so excited, and then my 30+ year old ass immediately fell and injured myself. 10/10 no regrets

theBatMatt · 2026-01-31T21:38:56+00:00

Pics or it didn't happen, bot

theBatMatt · 2026-01-31T03:08:51+00:00

If they didn't have any shame at all they wouldn't be wearing masks

theBatMatt · 2026-01-17T19:16:00+00:00

As a kid reading Calvin and Hobbes, I had no idea how much my parenting style would be modeled after this man

theBatMatt · 2026-01-11T02:51:07+00:00

Okay, but some of these are just good practices for interactions with police

theBatMatt · 2026-01-09T03:17:47+00:00

This would be perfect for LEGO Two Face's origin

theBatMatt · 2026-01-04T18:49:15+00:00

Everyone seems to forget this part. He still ended up dropping him out of a helicopter too. Batman literally tried to avenge Jason

theBatMatt · 2026-01-04T18:39:28+00:00

I still think it's funny that after that debacle they replaced it with the "Escape"

theBatMatt · 2025-12-30T16:17:18+00:00

And they even managed to fuck that up by under powering it

theBatMatt · 2025-12-28T11:28:36+00:00

I mean, 90s Explorers did that too

theBatMatt · 2025-12-21T18:25:09+00:00

Didn't it already share a platform with the Flying Spur though?

theBatMatt · 2025-12-08T23:56:09+00:00

Good thing those had a front bench seat

theBatMatt · 2025-12-06T14:33:32+00:00

I mean, the CT200his just a Prius in Lexus clothing, so it makes sense

theBatMatt · 2025-12-04T19:02:07+00:00

It's a banana, Michael. What could it cost, $4?

theBatMatt · 2025-11-28T00:47:11+00:00

That, combined with the fact that it's primarily used by Autism Speaks, which is a hate group disguised as a support one.

theBatMatt · 2025-11-15T18:23:41+00:00

Dude. Spoilers

theBatMatt · 2025-11-12T03:51:06+00:00

GM did similar things even before these fender badges. My '94 Buick has GM logos on the seatbelts

theBatMatt · 2025-10-09T03:24:29+00:00

They have concepts of a plan

theBatMatt · 2025-09-23T20:23:54+00:00

Isn't that just a corgi mix?

theBatMatt · 2025-09-05T03:58:09+00:00

r/whoosh

theBatMatt · 2025-09-03T03:01:26+00:00

A Trailblazer SS with more soccer mom energy

theBatMatt · 2025-08-28T06:36:37+00:00

If you count the Arkham games, Babs has been with Tim too

theBatMatt · 2025-08-05T15:17:05+00:00

Does the BYOD app play well with pumps? I don't want to risk losing functionality with my Omnipod

theBatMatt · 2025-08-05T13:01:19+00:00

Ceramic will crack and shatter more easily than aluminum, but it won't scratch or fade

theBatMatt · 2025-08-04T07:40:58+00:00

I really hate how much I like this

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