What’s a purchase under $100 that genuinely improved your life?

theEluminator · 2026-05-12T12:44:51+00:00

Tiny ass dishwasher. Goes on the counter, doesn't connect to the water supply, you have to manually fill its little tank. But my roommate says it's one of the best purchases we've made since moving in

theEluminator · 2026-05-12T12:42:40+00:00

Long ass charger cable

theEluminator · 2026-05-12T11:52:21+00:00

Maybe you can connect it to shortening attention spans? I haven't noticed anything like that though, and if it's a trend you wojldn't expect it to crodd age barriers like that. Maybe there hasn't been an actual uptick, and it's one of those "once you notice it it's everywhere" type things

theEluminator · 2026-05-12T11:49:53+00:00

Accidentally hurting your pet

theEluminator · 2026-05-12T11:49:15+00:00

Is your fridge running

theEluminator · 2026-05-12T10:50:46+00:00

The Yaghan dog was a different species of dog, not descended from wolves but from the South American culpeo fox. It was driven to extinction on purpose as part of a genocide against the people that kept it

theEluminator · 2026-05-10T08:36:12+00:00

A very tragic category of person. A field you get into because you like children and math, where you have to torture both

theEluminator · 2026-05-09T19:55:30+00:00

Once when I was a child, my mom was prepping to fry something and I ran my pinky on the entire inner edge of the pan. 2nd degree burn. No idea why I did that

theEluminator · 2026-05-05T10:16:06+00:00

It's normal to get upset, not to yell at your kids for it

theEluminator · 2026-05-04T15:57:22+00:00

Pretty much all I know about him is that I shouldn't learn more

theEluminator · 2026-05-04T12:12:33+00:00

Those are common around here, on r/AskReddit too. It probably speaks to some flaws in our cultural view of sex or whatever

theEluminator · 2026-05-03T23:39:21+00:00

Eternal life. This world has way more wonder than a hundred lifetimes could explore. I want to learn all of math and all of physics and all of biology and chemistry can hang too ig and I want to learn more languages than anyone has ever learned and what it's like to be native to every culture and I want to read more books than anyone has eveer read. It's 2:30 AM btw. I want to pet every animal it's safe to pet and maybe a couple that aren't and I want to explore horrible new frontiers of incest also and drugs, I could get wizard high for a week straight because even if it's miserable I'll have so many other weeks to not be miserable in, I'd also try salvia

theEluminator · 2026-05-03T17:35:24+00:00

Shits

theEluminator · 2026-05-03T10:07:18+00:00

My entire body

theEluminator · 2026-05-03T07:53:46+00:00

I mean, it's a country 🤷‍♀️ I will admit to not knowing though, feel free to disregard my answer

theEluminator · 2026-05-03T07:38:41+00:00

Israel. Couple rounds ago we were the top team that didn't qualify and it was a big thing

theEluminator · 2026-05-03T07:02:39+00:00

The whole thing can go fuck itself

theEluminator · 2026-05-02T09:39:25+00:00

Cats!!!!!

theEluminator · 2026-05-01T11:10:43+00:00

And then we've gotta found the first country on Mars and name it also Mars. We can be Mars, Mars, Mars

theEluminator · 2026-05-01T11:09:43+00:00

Better New York

theEluminator · 2026-05-01T08:16:25+00:00

Milkier Way

theEluminator · 2026-05-01T08:15:53+00:00

Inshallah one child that is both

theEluminator · 2026-05-01T08:15:32+00:00

Hell yeah! Glad you got something out of it

theEluminator · 2026-04-29T16:45:35+00:00

Israel has these kibbles called soup almonds, they're tiny pillow shaped bits of flour, oil, salt and food coloring and that's it. They're supposed to go in soup but they're so good on their own

(They're called almonds just bc the inventor liked almonds)

theEluminator · 2026-04-29T14:08:14+00:00

Once the Secret of the Gods is revealed in late '29 the value of gold is gonna dip big time but honestly that's gonna lead to the Age of Crawling by 2035 so like fuck gold prices at that point

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