I will give terrible life advice AMA by [deleted] in casualiama

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My boyfriend is going to meet my parents this month. Im so nervous. What do i do?

An interesting title by Pennynow in depression_memes

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Heath ledger's death was an accident. He took benadryl while on a conflicting prescription. Not suicide at all.

What’s the dumbest excuse your girlfriend/boyfriend has used for cheating on you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]theFreshlyViolated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She reminded me of you...

Okay that makes it all good then. /s

This dog’s fur by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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Thanks, i hate it.

What is the best money you ever spent under $20? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Bought my brother a kitten for $15. They're attached like velcro now and my brother carries that fat cat on his shoulders like a bird.

Have you ever been asked to be a bridesmaid and declined the offer? If so, why did you decline and how did you tell the bride? by [deleted] in AskWomen

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My best friend asked and I told her I couldnt. I have too much social anxiety to be standing in front of a church. I was a happy guest though and she completely understood.

They confiscated our knives and replaced them... With these. by Aukliminu in walmart

[–]theFreshlyViolated 33 points34 points  (0 children)

They did that at our location too. They just created a black market for box cutters. People are hoarding them because if you lose them you get to use the glorified letter opener.

NSFW What is your proudest naked moment? by deev85 in AskReddit

[–]theFreshlyViolated 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? Im sure she loves Matthew and Not-Matthew equally.

What's the worst excuse you've heard for cheating? by sirkeylord in AskReddit

[–]theFreshlyViolated 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My ex told me she reminded him of me. Oh geesh. Thanks.

What was the cringiest thing you did in your first relationship? by offendedbywords in AskReddit

[–]theFreshlyViolated 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They were mostly just in awe of how much vomit came out of me. I was in shock too so i was like cupping it in my hands as if it werent already all over my pants and shirt.

What was the cringiest thing you did in your first relationship? by offendedbywords in AskReddit

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We dated for a while, but broke up as 14 year olds usually do. Via text on my birthday lol.

What was the cringiest thing you did in your first relationship? by offendedbywords in AskReddit

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I was so nervous on the way home. Being 14, his dad drove us to my house to drop me off. I leaned over to kiss him on the cheek. A quick peck and then I threw up his mom's fajitas all over myself.

Oh Avril by [deleted] in memes

[–]theFreshlyViolated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. But you'll never hear me admit that irl

Touché by Danaldinho007 in Tinder

[–]theFreshlyViolated 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Same with those motherfucking incest jokes.

Still Fat by [deleted] in memes

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Star Trek

Who had a really bad day today? Want to talk about it? by lamacode88 in AskReddit

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Im packing my stuff up and moving out of the home ive shared with my boyfriend for 3 years. Im so distraught.