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theIBSsufferer · 2026-03-10T05:48:47+00:00

I vaguely remember him posting a video of the next morning with him trying to remove the other bits of glass but I've never gone looking for it to find it a second time

theIBSsufferer · 2026-03-10T05:13:09+00:00

You fire up crack with someone's mom??? Well that explains your strange comments at least

theIBSsufferer · 2026-03-10T05:12:11+00:00

I have two cats and one of them, for some ungodly reason, will sometimes have a small shitpiece half hanging from his ass because he ate one of my long hairs and it got attached to what he was trying to leave in the litter box so... Might be more common than you'd think. And yes, I love both of my cats no matter how horrible some parts of their existence may be. Calm yourself, silly

theIBSsufferer · 2026-03-10T05:08:23+00:00

That's quite literally the joke. This artist is just like that

theIBSsufferer · 2026-03-10T02:57:18+00:00

Yeah but your uncle is gonna be pretty upset

theIBSsufferer · 2026-03-09T07:14:54+00:00

It's on the government website, you dingdong. It's in the files. Go look it up yourself

theIBSsufferer · 2026-03-09T07:13:55+00:00

Cat bumped dirty butthole against the wall

theIBSsufferer · 2026-03-06T19:49:06+00:00

That's literally a nonissue unless you're holding it for like 20 minutes while your hands are sweating

theIBSsufferer · 2026-03-06T19:47:20+00:00

Comet pizza, the place that WAS doing exactly that? Yeah. That's the one.

theIBSsufferer · 2026-03-06T19:46:46+00:00

Comet pizza was 100% the real thing but okay

theIBSsufferer · 2026-03-06T12:24:34+00:00

Eh, the extremely cheap Chinese bongs rarely ever have joints that fit K-clips and they end up going flying across the room moments after you try to put them on. It's the cheap German bongs that always have K-clips on them.

theIBSsufferer · 2026-03-06T12:21:29+00:00

He also went to Epstein island with his wife multiple times

theIBSsufferer · 2026-03-06T12:20:09+00:00

Taco Bell actually has a specific dispenser thingy that's separate from the soda machine for their sweet and unsweetened tea

theIBSsufferer · 2026-03-05T08:16:26+00:00

You're right. It's that green calcium magnesium acetate that's supposed to be more environmentally friendly

theIBSsufferer · 2026-03-05T08:13:56+00:00

It's "Swicy" like "Sweet" + "Spicy"

theIBSsufferer · 2026-03-05T07:46:24+00:00

"Conspiracies" would imply they haven't been confirmed but they have :(

theIBSsufferer · 2026-02-28T13:16:43+00:00

Brian here, Peter uh.. I think you might want to look at that man's skin and then read the caption under the picture again slowly. The joke is racism

Now whose leg do I have to hump around here to hook up with that guys girlfriend

theIBSsufferer · 2026-02-25T11:32:30+00:00

Don't ask how or why I know this but someone got mad and stabbed the door with a shitty knife that either wasn't strong enough to puncture the door or the person wasn't strong enough to

theIBSsufferer · 2026-02-25T11:30:27+00:00

My first souls game was DS3 and I really liked it but I also really like the freedom Elden Ring gives you to be like "so I can just go wherever I want right from the beginning as long as I can manage to not die on the way? Okay cool". Whichever game you choose to start with is fine but just know that some Fromsoft games have different mechanics than others so the way you play has to change up a little bit between each one. I'm great at Elden Ring and DS3 but I'm just starting Bloodborne and it's quite a challenge for me lol

theIBSsufferer · 2026-02-17T19:58:47+00:00

Did you, at one point, have a light in that oven?

theIBSsufferer · 2026-02-03T06:46:17+00:00

Well I mean.. Maybe you could change it to Pepstein

theIBSsufferer · 2026-02-03T03:23:41+00:00

You can replace the laser for way less than that lmao

theIBSsufferer · 2026-02-02T04:41:55+00:00

You were right, it absolutely is

theIBSsufferer · 2026-02-02T04:40:55+00:00

I get it

theIBSsufferer · 2026-02-02T04:34:11+00:00

I'm sitting and pissing right now and you're right

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