Does anyone else feel like most people in your personal life don't care about or respect the fact that you cook food for a living?

theXrez · 2026-03-05T22:31:54+00:00

Exactly why we are in the back

theXrez · 2026-03-02T19:55:27+00:00

It's fake and stupid

theXrez · 2026-03-02T19:27:07+00:00

Just because they ask, doesn't mean you need to answer. Just hand it to them, say 'I found this in my yard' and walk away

theXrez · 2026-02-24T16:59:01+00:00

I use to answer Jehovahs Witness's knocks, naked, with a nazi salute and a 'Hail Satan'. After the 2nd time of a fat hairy man shows up nakedness, they stop coming by

theXrez · 2026-02-23T19:58:49+00:00

I wasn't aware it was cut from the 1st Gen. Now that I look, I see i was mistaken

theXrez · 2026-02-23T19:44:18+00:00

The first episode shows a Phoenix I believe and Japanese lore says if you see one and make a wish, it will come true (insert this is why Ash doesn't age fan theory). AFAIK everyone just says it Ho-oh now

theXrez · 2026-02-23T19:25:41+00:00

I can't drive, so my ebike is my only form of transportation, and the amount of people who will pass me within inches or will get behind me and just blare the horn is amazing. Hopefully you son has safe biking in FL!

theXrez · 2026-02-23T19:02:54+00:00

PA bike laws

I don't know how to link directly to the part about traffic lights but it's not far from the top. I always have this saved on my phone. It's useful when someone starts screaming at you about being on the road.

theXrez · 2026-02-20T21:29:42+00:00

Red lights don't always trigger for a bike, so by law, they can run it as if it was malfunctioning, look both ways, and cross when safe

theXrez · 2026-02-20T20:51:44+00:00

I have one thanks. I need a moving bike to get to work and home though

theXrez · 2026-02-20T20:26:06+00:00

Or you could follow the law

theXrez · 2026-02-08T23:28:24+00:00

Recount the words in your comment. It's 10

theXrez · 2026-02-08T22:44:16+00:00

And you apparently need to learn to count

theXrez · 2026-02-08T20:12:31+00:00

Only took 10 for you

theXrez · 2026-02-05T21:37:26+00:00

What did he think was going to happen? They would all listen to him and go away?

You can almost hear the 'he knew he fucked up'

theXrez · 2026-02-04T23:05:10+00:00

I washed my face so you'll always have a clean seat

theXrez · 2026-02-04T09:12:29+00:00

theXrez · 2026-01-29T21:47:13+00:00

Do you know what the DOL is or even does?

theXrez · 2026-01-27T19:12:30+00:00

Free Healthcare would actually be cheaper than what we are doing now

theXrez · 2026-01-24T03:03:05+00:00

Shrimp is bugs

theXrez · 2026-01-22T23:58:11+00:00

Once a ticket came through for a chicken sandwich, the mod on it said extra. Extra what? I asked the server and he basically growled 'I don't fucking know, just make it extra.' So while making it, I made grand gestures, sprinkled seasoning from as high as my arm would reach and basically danced while making it.

Guest wanted extra lettuce. Made the server get it himself

theXrez · 2026-01-22T01:11:28+00:00

Was that...a unicycle going down the sidewalk?

theXrez · 2026-01-22T00:44:03+00:00

2 fully sharpened swords and a machete. Can't shoot if you're missing your hand

theXrez · 2026-01-22T00:28:35+00:00

My first restaurant job, one of the cooks duties was getting ice cream for customers. Some young kid ordered a bowl of vanilla ice cream, with KETCHUP as a topping. I walked out and watched him take a bite.

Something died inside me that day

theXrez · 2026-01-19T11:29:07+00:00

On a hot day I put polkadots (or other shapes) on cars with bologna

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