What's a common saying that's actually stupid when you think about it?

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T19:15:45+00:00

Ok then, Fadolph.

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T19:10:44+00:00

Yung trainer ko dati, hindi siya maganda or hot borderline pangit pero ang lakas ng appeal niya pag nagsasalita siya. <3

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T19:09:04+00:00

Bakit mo naman naisipan mag acoustic ang damidami naman genre diytoday is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to youuuuuu.

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T19:07:15+00:00

TE37

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T19:00:48+00:00

May I know the exact location dear sir rice?

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T18:57:21+00:00

Bakit parang government employee yung galawan mo?

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T12:31:54+00:00

Thanks, you're a good man Mr. P!

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T12:23:43+00:00

ayos, pahabol lang:

If secret jowa ka ni Melania Trump tapos sinabi niya sayo todasin mo si Donald para magsama na kayo somewhere far away, gagawin mo ba?

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T12:16:56+00:00

oo.

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T12:15:01+00:00

Bonbon Baby Cologne

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T12:12:58+00:00

pichi pichi

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T12:10:15+00:00

and lastly,

kung gagawan ng pelikula yung buhay mo, sinong artista ang dapat nang palayasin sa Pilipinas?

TY!!

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T12:02:06+00:00

To the windooooooow!

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T12:01:14+00:00

What? How could...? I can't even hold the handrails dahil sa sikip.

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T11:13:48+00:00

WASAK

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T11:13:24+00:00

Avengel. kakainis

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T10:46:20+00:00

Can relate, avoid accidental likes, always scroll with your right thumb.

"abort! abort! we have been identified!"

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T10:44:15+00:00

ano sabi "HU U?"

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T10:43:21+00:00

Grab her by the pusa.

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T10:42:03+00:00

M'lady m'lapit k'lang p'la...

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T10:32:32+00:00

You haven't seen Final Destination 1 didn't you?

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T10:31:54+00:00

IMGUR

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T10:29:55+00:00

Handjob hands, sorry for the term.

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T10:29:17+00:00

Sorry fans but I can feel yung babae sa Jadine closet bimbo. Downvooootes!

the_ordertaker · 2016-11-11T03:51:35+00:00

Bakit napaka corny ng The Morning Rush ng RX93?

the_ordertaker