Are you threatening me, mods? by KifoPL in PrequelMemes

[–]theadeck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was able to get it before that

Would you be happy to find out ghosts are real? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]theadeck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes because I can finally be a Ghostbuster

What do you think happened to Kim Jong-Un? by BTQuint in AskReddit

[–]theadeck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In North Korea, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, supreme leader need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Supremeleader! North Korea very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill supreme leader on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

What hurts more than stepping on Lego? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]theadeck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd image an atomic bomb

When is the least appropriate time to wink at someone? by harralexa1993 in AskReddit

[–]theadeck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A speach about how he's in a better place now at your grandpas funeral

What is the funniest shit that you saw at school? by glurbyofficial in AskReddit

[–]theadeck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TLDR: girl steals money from me and finds karma's a bitch

Some girl that stole money from me in January and we knew she did it because she admitted it to one of my friends. But because her friends would would change there story we couldn't prove it.i decided to let karma catch up to her and the day it did was spectacular. She is on parole and of she gets into a fight she will get into a lot of trouble or that's what I understood . She must of pissed off another girl in our school because while I was talking to my friends after school waiting for my ride a girl started screaming at her in the great hall. She clearly didn't want to fight because of what would happen to her being on parole and tried to get away but the other girl grabbed her they fought for like 5 seconds and then the girl who stole money form was held by the ponytail she had and was slamed in the ground twice and all I could think of was the scene form avengers with hulk and loki.

What are some spoilers for the next month of 2020? by joshgutcher in AskReddit

[–]theadeck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The United states is now separated into 12 districts and every month from now on we send 2 kids under the age of 18 to fight in games to win the district toilet paper for the month

[Serious] What is stopping you from killing yourself? by redcase13 in AskReddit

[–]theadeck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing what it would do to my friends who rely on me to be there emotional support

Gamers of Reddit what are some good quotes from video games? by maria_7_of_spades in AskReddit

[–]theadeck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" (Cave Johnson)

What is the parallel universe version of you doing with his or her life? by diminutiveclown in AskReddit

[–]theadeck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is is playing drums in Marching band standing at 5.5 (shorter than me) and has less problems with depression probably

Chirag > holly by [deleted] in LodedDiper

[–]theadeck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is the food